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An alcoholic beverage consisting of 1/3 Mountain Dew and 2/3 Malibu Rum. Common among douchebags who love to drink it out of gym shaker cups, blare EDM and bands like 3OH!3 inside of a canary yellow V6 Mustang, with shades on at 7:30 at night, and say they "slay the pussy." Also common among underage women and men who can't drink an alcoholic beverage above a 3.0% ABC.
Douche #1: "Hey Jed what are we drinking tonight?"

Douche #2: "I don't know Travis, all I've got is this mountain dew and Malibu."

Douche #2: "Hell yeah that's perfect to
Be complete douchebags with!"

Douche #1 "Fuck yeah, Malidew Crew 4 Lyfe!"
Malidew by Kenny Loggins Jr. February 20, 2015
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Alcoholic Beverage Consisting of 1 part Malibu Coconut Rum and 2 parts Mountain Dew. This drink is highly popular amongst the underaged drinking crowd. When ordered at a bar or requested at a party or gala event, it is an immediate red flag indicating the need for the bar tender to ask to see an alternative form of ID.
Hopeful Guy: Hey there, I want to buy you a drink, whatcha sippin on?
Trampy Underaged Girl: OMG I'm drinking a Malidew, its like totally my favorite drink ever in the whole world!!
Hopeful Guy: How old did you say you were again??
Malidew by crankpotter October 9, 2008
A girl who is pretty but she has a attitude but she will be there for you so much give her so much Iove she will cry if you let her go I’ve done that before but I remembered that she is so sweet I would never let her go
Malire is so beautiful I wish to be just like her
malire by Paola noemi Flores February 13, 2021
Wanting to be away from all human contact. Not wanting to be on the Earth anymore.

Mistaken words: introverted, suicidal
Jane feels maldireal.
Maldireal by cardboard.sock December 18, 2021
She can be caring sometimes, but she has a huge mouth. Maliree is really pretty and she wont take no for an answer.
Dang maliree is so pretty.
maliree by monster#10 May 14, 2018

malibrew 

A drink made of coffee and Malibu coconut rum. The best way to start your morning with a DUI.
It's 7am I need a coffee and a shot. How about a malibrew
malibrew by Officerdoofy April 24, 2014