An alcoholic beverage consisting of 1/3 Mountain Dew and 2/3 Malibu Rum. Common among douchebags who love to drink it out of gym shaker cups, blare EDM and bands like 3OH!3 inside of a canary yellow V6 Mustang, with shades on at 7:30 at night, and say they "slay the pussy." Also common among underage women and men who can't drink an alcoholic beverage above a 3.0% ABC.
Douche #1: "Hey Jed what are we drinking tonight?"
Douche #2: "I don't know Travis, all I've got is this mountain dew and Malibu."
Douche #2: "Hell yeah that's perfect to
Be complete douchebags with!"
Douche #1 "Fuck yeah, Malidew Crew 4 Lyfe!"
Douche #2: "I don't know Travis, all I've got is this mountain dew and Malibu."
Douche #2: "Hell yeah that's perfect to
Be complete douchebags with!"
Douche #1 "Fuck yeah, Malidew Crew 4 Lyfe!"
by Kenny Loggins Jr. February 20, 2015
Get the Malidew mug.Alcoholic Beverage Consisting of 1 part Malibu Coconut Rum and 2 parts Mountain Dew. This drink is highly popular amongst the underaged drinking crowd. When ordered at a bar or requested at a party or gala event, it is an immediate red flag indicating the need for the bar tender to ask to see an alternative form of ID.
Hopeful Guy: Hey there, I want to buy you a drink, whatcha sippin on?
Trampy Underaged Girl: OMG I'm drinking a Malidew, its like totally my favorite drink ever in the whole world!!
Hopeful Guy: How old did you say you were again??
Trampy Underaged Girl: OMG I'm drinking a Malidew, its like totally my favorite drink ever in the whole world!!
Hopeful Guy: How old did you say you were again??
by crankpotter October 9, 2008
Get the Malidew mug.A girl who is pretty but she has a attitude but she will be there for you so much give her so much Iove she will cry if you let her go I’ve done that before but I remembered that she is so sweet I would never let her go
by Paola noemi Flores February 13, 2021
Get the malire mug.Wanting to be away from all human contact. Not wanting to be on the Earth anymore.
Mistaken words: introverted, suicidal
Mistaken words: introverted, suicidal
by cardboard.sock December 18, 2021
Get the Maldireal mug.She can be caring sometimes, but she has a huge mouth. Maliree is really pretty and she wont take no for an answer.
by monster#10 May 14, 2018
Get the maliree mug.by Officerdoofy April 24, 2014
Get the malibrew mug.