Malibogus 

The combination of malibog (meaning horny in Filipino) and amogus to describe a particular horny person that is in need of desperate therapy from the amogus syndrome.

Lolz: Posts something explicit
:malibogus:

Malibogus by sussusamoguss March 20, 2022

malibog 

I bet you are looking up "MALIBOG" because someone called you that, you horny kink-o.

"Malibog" is the Filipino/tagalog word for horny, for "desiring sex or wanting to masturbate".

You drool just from thinking about boobies, you are so "malibog".

Is that a banana in your pocket or are you just "malibog" to see me?

malibog by BrenTu December 29, 2009

dingus malingus

if a dingus is a person of minimal intelligence, a dingus malingus is one further; even dumber than a dingus. to properly use the phrase, one must say dingus, pause for effect, and add the malingus.

you think 'family guy' is better than 'the simpsons'?! you is a dingus malingus

dingus malingus by harry shoulderman December 19, 2005

Maliboobs 

Fake boobs on a girl from Malibu, or any similar Southern California area.

"Dude check the maliboobs on her."

Maliboobs by cpcarson January 7, 2010

Malibus

Man-capri pants, also known as clam diggers in past incarnations.

Malibus are going to be next summer's fashion trend for men.

Malibus by Lionrock August 10, 2010

Pingus Malingus 

Pingus Malingus is something that you can only say to your Friends when they are being annoying but smart little fucks. This is specifically not used when they have done a transgression that is virtually impossible to fix. In that situation you would call them a MF Pingus Malingus.

"Haha lol I put a dropper under your Minecraft chest into a extremely long rail and Redstone system to my base."
"You little Pingus Malingus I will find you and kill you."
"Lol I burned your diamonds in lava."

Pingus Malingus by DootDootGang May 24, 2019

Malingus 

Noun.
1. A parasitic tumor that possesses slender man powers at birth, attached to the back of ones body. Has long spindly arms and a fugly melted face. Can manipulate energy, is extremely lethal and athletic, and can scale buildings Monkey King style- all while wearing a coat backwards.

“That Malingus is pretty scary!”
“Damn bro, these lights are getting pretty Malingusy-“
“Aow! Malingus!”

Malingus by Malingus September 14, 2021