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I bet you are looking up "MALIBOG" because someone called you that, you horny kink-o.

"Malibog" is the Filipino/tagalog word for horny, for "desiring sex or wanting to masturbate".
You drool just from thinking about boobies, you are so "malibog".

Is that a banana in your pocket or are you just "malibog" to see me?
malibog by BrenTu December 29, 2009

dingus malingus

if a dingus is a person of minimal intelligence, a dingus malingus is one further; even dumber than a dingus. to properly use the phrase, one must say dingus, pause for effect, and add the malingus.
you think 'family guy' is better than 'the simpsons'?! you is a dingus malingus
dingus malingus by harry shoulderman December 19, 2005

Maliboobs 

Fake boobs on a girl from Malibu, or any similar Southern California area.
"Dude check the maliboobs on her."
Maliboobs by cpcarson January 7, 2010
Man-capri pants, also known as clam diggers in past incarnations.
Malibus are going to be next summer's fashion trend for men.
Malibus by Lionrock August 10, 2010

Pingus Malingus 

Pingus Malingus is something that you can only say to your Friends when they are being annoying but smart little fucks. This is specifically not used when they have done a transgression that is virtually impossible to fix. In that situation you would call them a MF Pingus Malingus.
"Haha lol I put a dropper under your Minecraft chest into a extremely long rail and Redstone system to my base."
"You little Pingus Malingus I will find you and kill you."
"Lol I burned your diamonds in lava."

Malingus 

Noun.
1. A parasitic tumor that possesses slender man powers at birth, attached to the back of ones body. Has long spindly arms and a fugly melted face. Can manipulate energy, is extremely lethal and athletic, and can scale buildings Monkey King style- all while wearing a coat backwards.
“That Malingus is pretty scary!”
“Damn bro, these lights are getting pretty Malingusy-“
“Aow! Malingus!”
Malingus by Malingus September 14, 2021
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
Word of the Day on October 3, 2026

Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
Word of the Day on October 2, 2026
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