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Malcohol 

Alcohol which has been acquired for free, usually by devious and underhanded methods.
Shouldn't need much money tonight, I'm planning on just drinking malcohol.
Malcohol by arjs9 April 6, 2009
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mailcoholic

a person who is excessively addicted to receiving and sending mail.
She waited all morning to get the mail, she's such a mailcoholic.
mailcoholic by Kevin Kusreau January 3, 2007

Malcoholic 

One who becomes abusive, and/or into fights, or arguments when drunk. See: Mean Drunk.
"Barbie, you should hold off on those Jagbombs unless you want a ton of drama. That Ken is a TOTAL malcoholic," warned Midge.
Malcoholic by jameser612 July 10, 2010

Malloholic 

A person who is addicted to going to the mall, to either shop or just walk around.
Logan is a malloholic. He had nothing better to do with his day, so when she woke up at 9a.m. he went to the mall and walked around until 4. But bought, nothing, except lunch.
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026