Malcohol

A term used to describe alcohol that has been stolen usually by people of Jewish origin and/or have a name starting with Malcolm.

Where did he get all that malcohol from?

by jdogg999 April 5, 2009

Alcohol which has been acquired for free, usually by devious and underhanded methods.

Shouldn't need much money tonight, I'm planning on just drinking malcohol.

by arjs9 April 6, 2009

Malcoholic

One who becomes abusive, and/or into fights, or arguments when drunk. See: Mean Drunk.

"Barbie, you should hold off on those Jagbombs unless you want a ton of drama. That Ken is a TOTAL malcoholic," warned Midge.

by jameser612 July 10, 2010