Malcohol

A term used to describe alcohol that has been stolen usually by people of Jewish origin and/or have a name starting with Malcolm.

Where did he get all that malcohol from?

by jdogg999 April 5, 2009

Malcohol

Alcohol which has been acquired for free, usually by devious and underhanded methods.

Shouldn't need much money tonight, I'm planning on just drinking malcohol.

by arjs9 April 6, 2009

mailcoholic

a person who is excessively addicted to receiving and sending mail.

She waited all morning to get the mail, she's such a mailcoholic.

by Kevin Kusreau January 3, 2007

Malcoholic

One who becomes abusive, and/or into fights, or arguments when drunk. See: Mean Drunk.

"Barbie, you should hold off on those Jagbombs unless you want a ton of drama. That Ken is a TOTAL malcoholic," warned Midge.

by jameser612 July 10, 2010

Malloholic

A person who is addicted to going to the mall, to either shop or just walk around.

Logan is a malloholic. He had nothing better to do with his day, so when she woke up at 9a.m. he went to the mall and walked around until 4. But bought, nothing, except lunch.

by GingerSniper85 & ProXXXTactics May 11, 2011