jameser612's definitions

Phlegmorrhoid

A chunk of phlegm that gets stuck in the back of one's throat.

"I'm glad that those cough meds are working and getting that crap outta my lungs, but all a that stuff coming up has given me the worst phlegmorrhoid."

by jameser612 March 31, 2010

Stylus Nail

A finger nail that one grows longer than others so that it can be used in lieu of a stylus on a PDA, or smartphone.

See also: Coke Nail

"Dude! What's up with your pointer finger nail?"
"Huh? oh, that's my stylus nail. For my iPhone."
"Um, okay... but does it have to have a French Tip?"

by jameser612 February 23, 2010

NyQmare

A crazy dream brought on by consumption of NyQuil, or other similar cold/flu medication.

Similar to a Fever Dream.

"That double dose of NyQuil gave me the craziest NyQmare last night. Dig... Clay Aiken and I were sitting on Carmen Miranda's shoulders eating bananas from her headdress thing while she was being tickled by Eric Massa, all while Liberace and Elton John played dueling pianos."

by jameser612 March 12, 2010

abibe

to accept an alcoholic drink from someone.

portmanteau combining abide and imbibe.

dude #1: "tall boy?"
dude #2: "i'll abibe. thanks, dude!"

by jameser612 September 13, 2010

feetlander

a person who always lands on their feet no matter how shitty the situation.

Honey has been through some real shit lately. no worries, though, she's a total feetlander!

by jameser612 September 15, 2010

bridgeburner

a person who ends a work, romantic, or friendly relationship in such a way as to forever prevent a return to anything similar with a particular organization, or person.

gah, with the lies! hope you're happy being such a bridgeburner.

by jameser612 September 19, 2010

Malcoholic

One who becomes abusive, and/or into fights, or arguments when drunk. See: Mean Drunk.

"Barbie, you should hold off on those Jagbombs unless you want a ton of drama. That Ken is a TOTAL malcoholic," warned Midge.

by jameser612 July 10, 2010