Definitions by jameser612

bridgeburner 

a person who ends a work, romantic, or friendly relationship in such a way as to forever prevent a return to anything similar with a particular organization, or person.

gah, with the lies! hope you're happy being such a bridgeburner.

bridgeburner by jameser612 September 19, 2010

feetlander 

a person who always lands on their feet no matter how shitty the situation.

Honey has been through some real shit lately. no worries, though, she's a total feetlander!

feetlander by jameser612 September 15, 2010

abibe 

to accept an alcoholic drink from someone.

portmanteau combining abide and imbibe.

dude #1: "tall boy?"
dude #2: "i'll abibe. thanks, dude!"

abibe by jameser612 September 13, 2010

Malcoholic 

One who becomes abusive, and/or into fights, or arguments when drunk. See: Mean Drunk.

"Barbie, you should hold off on those Jagbombs unless you want a ton of drama. That Ken is a TOTAL malcoholic," warned Midge.

Malcoholic by jameser612 July 10, 2010

nom de rby 

An alias that a roller derby skater uses instead of their real name. Often a bawdy play on words, or pun. Pronounced "nom DUH uhr-bee".

"Know who *that* is? It's Camel Toni from the North Star Roller Girls. How rad is it that she and her old man Bruce Knuckle from the TC Terrors both have a nom de rby that refers to the chick & dude versions of the front wedgie?"

nom de rby by jameser612 May 16, 2010

Phlegmorrhoid

A chunk of phlegm that gets stuck in the back of one's throat.

"I'm glad that those cough meds are working and getting that crap outta my lungs, but all a that stuff coming up has given me the worst phlegmorrhoid."

Phlegmorrhoid by jameser612 March 31, 2010

NyQmare 

A crazy dream brought on by consumption of NyQuil, or other similar cold/flu medication.

Similar to a Fever Dream.

"That double dose of NyQuil gave me the craziest NyQmare last night. Dig... Clay Aiken and I were sitting on Carmen Miranda's shoulders eating bananas from her headdress thing while she was being tickled by Eric Massa, all while Liberace and Elton John played dueling pianos."

NyQmare by jameser612 March 12, 2010