Malaik 

The guy who has the most rizz and skibidi, untouchable fantom tax with the biggest gyatt

Oh see that guy with biggest gyatt that is a Malaik he will take your fantom tax through the rizz

Malaik by Malaik Hasnain June 9, 2024

Malaika

Malaika is absolutely DROP DEAD GORGEOUS. Her brown eyes are always sparkling , and she has the most beautiful smile in the world. People will often tell her to smile more because the presence of her is a pleasure to anyone. She can be extremely shy and may not seem to speak but is the craziest and cutest person. You never want to loose Malaika, her personality is nothing like anyone else, and hurting her is possibly the worst thing to do. Most of all , she is the Nicest person you will meet in your whole entire life. You can go to her in any situation. She will make you laugh until your sides hurt and won’t be happy until you are happy. When a Malaika smiles any boy will fall right in love with her with her adorable face and without knowing will be in love with her forever.

Malaika is beautiful

I’m in love with Malaika

Malaika by Bellastar March 4, 2019

Maaike 

Maaike is a beautiful girl. A t a young age, Maaike acts like she is already an adult, and has different world views. She is very persuasive, kind, gentle, and loving. Maaike will deny any compliment, whether it’s about her work, life, cooking, baking, and especially her body. She is very insecure when it comes to her body. Maaike is very talented when it comes to music, life skills, and writing.

Maaike’s favourite things include listening to music and hanging out with her best friends— and speaking of friends, if your are her friend you are a very lucky person. Maaike has major trust issues but people find it easy to talk, and trust her
Maaike is one of a kind, and a little bit retarded
When it comes to love, Maaike looks for a sense of humour and personality. She doesn’t care about looks. Even if she was crushing a little bit, she would never tell.

Wow... you’ve sure got a Maaike of a friend there. Hold on to her and never let her go.

Maaike by Baked.Potato May 12, 2019

Malaika

malaika means angel in swahili and queen in some indian languages, and this is COMPLETELY true. she is the most beautiful girl in the world, she is pretty probably the nicest sweetest girl you will ever meet so freaking cute and adorable it's crazy and super funny. She is also really talented and known for her smarts and intelligence. Everyone is always jealous of her, even her friends want to be like her and every guy longs to be with her. In general, is a girl that is always happy and nice to everyone but if you get on her bad side, she will roast you to death lol.

is that Malaika over there?

yeah she is so cute right?

Malaika by lol.k.hehe June 5, 2019

maleik 

A Maleik is crazy goofy funny wild and loving. Loves his family and is protective. He is athletic and loves to have fun. He is kinda hard to handle at times and can be very frustrating but he is always loyal. If he loves you, you know it. If he doesn't, you know it. Loves to go fast.

Girl. Wow that Maleik is great at basketball and always watches over his sisters.
Girl2. Yea but he acts like he can't talk to me.
Girl. Yea but he don't like you

maleik by Reli Rardy April 23, 2014

Malaiya 

a bomb ass female with high standards and accomplishments. She focuses on nothing but money and herself but had a very kind and sweet heart to people she loves around her.

“hey bro have you seen that one girl malaiya she’s flameeee”

Malaiya by Jorajerbeje September 19, 2019

Dank Malarky

anything inappropriate but still funny
e.g.
dressing up as hello kitty at a Japanese business interview.
parking in a disabled spot dressed in overalls yelling profanities at a cactus.
dressing up as a fish to a funeral for a guy who drowned alive.

Justin: hey James wanna get up to some Dank Malarky?

James: yeah what if we dress up like ladies and have casual sex with paying men.
Justin: I guess

Dank Malarky by weedhead11111111111111111 February 6, 2018