Makita 

A safe for work term used by females to describe there vibrators!

Hey guess what ? Last night I couldn't sleep so I spent afew mins with my Makita and I fell right asleep!

Makita by Hom2436 January 24, 2018

makita 

Well last longer then any tool out there when it comes to screwing•

Makita drilled me harder than my dads drill

makita by JF bitches June 12, 2011

Maketa 

A Girl That is Beyond Beautiful No Other Women on the Planet Can't Match Her Beauty.

A Very Sexual Women That Loves To Be Tamed but also a very highly intelligent women and strongly independent.

An Adorable Girl You Want To Meet in Your Life and never ever want to let go.

A Song Written By Famous Musician Sketch A Peaze

A Latin Name That Means Queen or Beautiful Soul

Person1:Hey How's That Hot Girl your talking to.
Person2:Oh That was Maketa she is a amazing person inside and out.
Person1:Man! She is Sexy Hot Your a Lucky Dude Bro!.

Maketa by I.S Akbar March 12, 2021

madita 

a wonderful, kind, and extremely pretty person and friend with a lovely attitude.
if you have a friend named madita you should be fucking grateful, cause it's probably the best thing that happened to you, my dear.
(never piss her off tho)

Hello Madita, you're looking beautiful today!
Oh, your name is Madita? Never heard of that.

madita by leanut February 25, 2019

Maita 

Beautiful. Smart. She is gifted with a lot of talents and has great potential at everything. Good taste in music. Good sense of humor. Down-to-earth and easy-going. Shy mystique. Lacks confidence. She is the bestest friend you'll ever have.

I want to see Maita dance.
Maita is a threat.

Maita by Maximus1101 August 11, 2019

Makito 

1) a person who says their w/ jap. girls, when in fact, that person is with all guys.
2) a person who hangs out with mexicans

3) a pervert who stares at girls above his standards
4) a tiny sushi boi
5) a survivor from japans earthquake
6) someone who claims to always be busy, however that person is actually at home drawing up hentai to masturbate to or building transformers

person 1: he says he's at six flags with likee 6 japanese girls !
person 2: WOWWW LUCKY BISHH~!!!
*see's him at six flags with 6 guys...*
person 1&2: HAHAHHAA GAYY FAGGG, such a makito

person 1: did you call him up yet???
person 2: nahh, he's not picking up...
person 1: WHAT A MAKITO!!!

worker: HELLO, HOW MAY I HELP YOU?

person 1:uhhh can i get a 1 mochi?
worker: we have many sizes! wat kind would you want?:) we have a makito size, regular size, and a large(1 inch)
person1: dangg, how big is the makito size then?
worker:not worth it, tooo tinyyy, cant satisfy if you know what i mean..

Makito by likesitrough June 28, 2011

marital outsourcing 

Outsourcing is farming work out to an external entity that can do it cheaper or more effectively. Marital outsourcing is the same concept applied to marital relations. Numerous service providers are able to perform services on demand often more effectively and at a lower "total cost"

David: What was Eliot Spitzer thinking?
Mark: Marital Outsourcing. Better service, lower cost.
David: Lower cost? He spent thousands of dollars!
Mark: You ever calcualate how much us married guys pay on a per event basis?
David: Touche.

marital outsourcing by Jamison313 April 17, 2008