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Makhai is the type of boy that you look at when someone cracks a joke, someone that you smile at when something good happens. He is a kind, sweet, smart, funny, and incredibly good-natured person. He is needs time to warm up to people but once he does he is amazing.
I am so lucky to be friends with Makhai!
Makhai by yay3009 June 8, 2021
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Must be the nicest guy I ever met. He is always so loving and always perfect to any girl he likes. He has never lied and he always keeps secrets safe. He loves making people laugh and I love him.
Damn i want to be with a Makhai
Makhai is so hot and loving
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Makhai’s often attract a girl he believes is beautiful on the inside and out.Like the girl reading this who claims she doesn’t like much about herself,the one who makhai wants to ask out but can’t
Makhai is attracted to Imani
Makhai by Njfjfmfnd October 20, 2020
A self centered piece of shit that fucks with girls feelings. A Makhai doesn’t really care about “one girl” because he is most likely fucking around with a million others!!! But as a friend they can be very protective, but can get mad easy and spread secrets and lose trust.
Damn you getting played.... it must be a Makhai
Makhai by Gucci Gang Boi May 27, 2018

Makhai Jones 

Makhai Jones is a fat person who eats out Daishawn
Makhai Jones is a rude person who hates black people
Makhai Jones by MakhaiBigGay April 10, 2019

Benjamin makaio ho tsing howe 

a unfresh headass
person 1:"look at that unfresh headass"

person 2:"that must be a benjamin makaio ho tsing howe

Mikhail Kalashnikov 

The Soviet regimes had a manic need to display the country’s excellence to the world and especially for their own sovoks, whether the reason was the Slavic inferiority complex or whatever, for the civilized world their efforts were tragicomical, in reality it was a mere developing country with a nuclear weapon (due to the help of Western commies) and today's successor, Putinstan is basically unchanged with the same mindset.

"If you tell a lie big enough and keep repeating it, people will eventually come to believe it."
Mikhail Kalashnikov also began to believe in this Soviet myth about himself as a creator of the AK 47, the quote is allegedly from Joseph Goebbels, the Minister of Propaganda in the Third Reich.

Immediately after the war, the Soviets began hunting experts in various fields from Germany for forced labor into the Soviet Union, among these thousands was also a weapon designer Hugo Schmeisser and his 15-member team and 500 other German gunsmiths, metallurgists and scientists. HS had developed the world's first usable assault rifle, the Strumgevehr 44. Kalashnikov denied having met Schmeisser ever (in the town of Izhmash), but at least once in a weak moment in an interview in 2009 he said he had "collaborated" with him - this is the good ol' Homo Sovieticus' hero-making method; talents develop a product, but the glory goes to the own peasant. Schmeisser was allowed to return to the "liberated" part of Germany in 1952 only to die the following year.
When the pompous Mikhail Kalashnikov statue was unveiled in Moscow 2017, at the same time, in a way, the real designer of the AK 47 was also unveiled, but only for a moment... The sculptor had blundered by depicting Schmeisser's designed StG 44 and its parts on the pedestal of the statue - an angle grinder was found and soon this embarrassing reminder of honest historiography was removed.
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
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"Salad days, 'nuf said."
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age gate 

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age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
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board chow 

A)
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B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026
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