Maisson

a very attractive and very sweet guy who is always there to help out his friends and gives the best advice. you can always count on him to be there for you and do what he thinks is best for you.

do you see that guy? his name must be Maisson

by goal35 December 30, 2010

maison matthews indicator

An emotion based stock indicator developed by Maison Matthews. This indicator aims at identifying a bearish/bull trend if he buys/sells a stock position. This is typically used by traders betting the opposite direction. In layman’s term you do the opposite of what he is doing.

Maison : I just bought 17k stocks of gnus.
Market: maison matthews indicator dictates that you short this stock.

by ichimuko August 31, 2020

Maison Matthews

Maison Matthews is a semi professional retail stock trader, specializing in losing large amount's of money in short periods of time for maximum tax write off's by going all in.

Bro 1. hey bro I need to lose some money fast

Bro 2. Ask Maison Matthews what he's buying

by Kitcloudkicker September 27, 2020

maison matthews indicator

One of analysts top indicator on what NOT to do.

When the maison matthews indicator goes off i’m throwing the heloc into 3x inverses. risk off

by RetardedWarrenBuffet September 1, 2020

missonym

A reference or comparison which is exactly opposite of what is intended by the speaker/writer. A complete literary miss.

Talking about the Toyota Volta as the "Priapus", where the figure Priapus had an erection he couldn't control is a missonym because sports cars indicate sexual impotence.

by Jeff L July 28, 2004

Maison

Maison is a wonderful person. He has his mind set on one girl . He is inlove with the love of his life . Maisons will do just about anything to protect what and who he cares about. He's perfect in every way. He's very handsome and often sweet. He is a loving and caring person until you make him mad then you run for your life. Maisons are hard to find, and you are lucky to have a Maison.

"Dang, he's hot. what's his name? " "Oh that's just Maison."

by -dreamer June 4, 2016

Maisoon

Noun; unbelievably hot females that are very rare on this planet; one that possesses the body of a Goddess.

Their beauty is unreal; all the chicks are jealous and all the guys want a piece of that sexy little creature.

Maisoons are usually single because it's rare, almost impossible, to find someone who can handle their hotness. Also, Maisoons are usually envied by less popular people.

Guy 1: DAMN! Look at that sexy mama!!! Who could she be?
Guy 2: Oh damn! No doubt she's a Maisoon. Way out of our leagues, bruh.

Girl: Babe, won't you get with me already?
Guy: Sorry, babe. You're not Maisoon enough for me.

by sexypieceofass September 8, 2011