Maisoon

Noun; unbelievably hot females that are very rare on this planet; one that possesses the body of a Goddess.

Their beauty is unreal; all the chicks are jealous and all the guys want a piece of that sexy little creature.

Maisoons are usually single because it's rare, almost impossible, to find someone who can handle their hotness. Also, Maisoons are usually envied by less popular people.

Guy 1: DAMN! Look at that sexy mama!!! Who could she be?
Guy 2: Oh damn! No doubt she's a Maisoon. Way out of our leagues, bruh.

Girl: Babe, won't you get with me already?
Guy: Sorry, babe. You're not Maisoon enough for me.

by sexypieceofass September 8, 2011

Maisoon

Maisoon is a unique girls name, she is a great girlfriend to have and can meet ur sexual desires, she is known for being sweet with everyone including ur guy friends, she will take care of you to her fullest capabilities and wont shed a sweat. She can be bitchy, annoying and sassy. Her mood changes more than a mf, make sure not to offend maisoon because she will make you regret it.

Guy 1: Damn that girl was sweet.
Guy 2: Yup she is definitely a maisoon

by Bishful October 21, 2021

maison matthews indicator

An emotion based stock indicator developed by Maison Matthews. This indicator aims at identifying a bearish/bull trend if he buys/sells a stock position. This is typically used by traders betting the opposite direction. In layman’s term you do the opposite of what he is doing.

Maison : I just bought 17k stocks of gnus.
Market: maison matthews indicator dictates that you short this stock.

by ichimuko August 31, 2020

Maison Matthews

Maison Matthews is a semi professional retail stock trader, specializing in losing large amount's of money in short periods of time for maximum tax write off's by going all in.

Bro 1. hey bro I need to lose some money fast

Bro 2. Ask Maison Matthews what he's buying

by Kitcloudkicker September 27, 2020

maison matthews indicator

One of analysts top indicator on what NOT to do.

When the maison matthews indicator goes off i’m throwing the heloc into 3x inverses. risk off

by RetardedWarrenBuffet September 1, 2020

Maison

Maison is a wonderful person. He has his mind set on one girl . He is inlove with the love of his life . Maisons will do just about anything to protect what and who he cares about. He's perfect in every way. He's very handsome and often sweet. He is a loving and caring person until you make him mad then you run for your life. Maisons are hard to find, and you are lucky to have a Maison.

"Dang, he's hot. what's his name? " "Oh that's just Maison."

by -dreamer June 4, 2016

MAYSOON

An unbelibably hot female; One who is driven by motivation and money;stong;selfless;wealthy hot mama;one who posseses the body of a godess

"she was definitly a Maysoon"

by Lance oneel June 13, 2008