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mairhead 

i just jizzzeddd

used to drinking alot
getting stoned
and fucked on drugs
mairhead: O M G i just jizzed in a weird voice
mairhead by boahblahjblah April 16, 2010
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Mairhead 

In all aspects the manifestation of gluttony and sloth.
"Hey, I just ate everything in the kitchen and consumed approximately 40'000 calories."

"OMG, you're such a Mairhead!"
Mairhead by Fathunter November 19, 2011
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mairead's humorous, loving, rebellious personality can charm anyone. She can persuade you to the dumbest and craziest things with her. She shows you how to live life to the fullest. Whenever you're upset she's there to comfort you. Always knows how to put a smile on our face. Very smart but her decisions are dumb. She cares too much for one person. She's got thick skin and doesn't let herself fall apart. Determined for a challenge. She's different than other girls.
Mairead and I just jumped off a cliff!
Mairead by Urban_dictionary567 August 15, 2017
best friend anyone could ever have. shes beautiful and doesn't realize it. no matter how much you tell her she looks at herself as ugly even tho she is beautiful. shes loved by many and escpialcially by one. shes had her heart broke and still thinks about him. he does to.mairead tends to be a good kisser evryone should have a friend mairead. they are amazing.
boy one: dude i made out with this chick and she was awsome! a total mairead!

boy two: nice man!!
mairead by coolcat82 July 10, 2010
Hottest girl In the school. Unique yet mysterious. She is always looking great, and in style. She has damn wicked style. Beautiful. Gorgeous. Stunning. Hot. WOW.
Mairead is the most beautiful girl ever.
mairead by Alex December 27, 2004
the most AWESOME and PRETTIEST girl EVER! dayyyuuummm!!! she could be a supermodel!! mairead tends to have an unusual liking for jewish guys named 'silver panther' who she has actually never talked to in her life. she liked making up codenames with her friend baylee who is also AWESOME but not as awesome as mairead!!! mairead is a name that originated from ireland and scotland a long time ago. she is related to macbeth. and she liked chapstick. a lot. HOTT!! she has a birthmark below her left eye. She is one brilliant and amazing girl.
Dude 1: Wow who is that girl?

Dude 2: idk but she looks like she could be a mairead, am i right?

Dude 1: probably.... dayum.

Dude 2: wow.

Mairead: Hey!

Dudes: (fall to ground bowing) i am not worthy!!

HI BAYLEE AND SILAS!!!!
Mairead by zaqwsxcderfv November 27, 2010
mairead..... from the rural part of the world...full of life and very beautiful although she doesnt think so...she makes the world so much more fun and does have a wonderful cousin Mikaela she rox also.... Mairead totally floats my boat and is toally class craic plus she does a wicked impression of tramps and myself of course and that irish voice...totally wicked...mwoah..kisses
i am bored and dont se thepoint in writing this bit so i will tell u i wont for the rest of these twenty feckin words i have to write
Mairead by trampy kilrea girl February 28, 2005
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