Maihime
Hey guys, it's me. You might know me as Lolinator or Maihime. In case you don't know who I am, I'm a pillar of the DARK SOULS 3 PvP community and a stand-up moderator of Chasecord. I was recently banned from the Dark Souls 3 discord on account of being a pedophile. I can assure you this is NOT TRUE! This is a smear campaign run by top tier PvP players in order to tarnish my name because they know I'm better. I am the owner of multiple PS4 duel groups and I would never be attracted to children. In fact, I work with children in real life! My only fetish is lolis. I love seeing short, flat little girls in every anime I watch. This DOESN'T MEAN I'm a pedophile! I am simply a man of culture! You see, lolis aren't pedo, lolis are magic! I just like patting and protecting little girls, I would never sexualize them. I can assure you that the 1 terabyte of loli hentai found on my hard drive was merely a ruse, created by the evil Jeebanana. After all, little girls are the little rays of hope! All in all, I hope everyone will understand that a pillar of the community such as myself would never sexualize little girls. Keep calm and loli on!