The most unforgettable person you'll meet. Highly selective and so will only genuinely give a fuck about you if he likes you. Will also then love to know you, although he has prolly researched beforehand and knows alot about you. All or nothing, can be passive aggressive, and has most definitely pointed out numerous minor errors in this definition. Perfect, plump lips, soft yet bold voice, and a piercing toothy smile are how you can identify him. He might even write you a poem or rap, since he's incredibley good at them. He's also just as good at comforting, will go out of his way to make bad look good. If you find yourself a mahad, don't forget to give him back all the affection he'll give to you. He deserves it all.

Person A: GOOD LORD ISN'T Mahad THE MOST PERFECT KISSER
Person B: i wouldn't knoww dude, he still hasn't followed me back on Instagram

Mahad by Starfishtiddies December 27, 2019

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Maradona Dust

Cocaine - based on footballer Diego Maradona’s frequent use of cocaine

“Have you seen Luke’s eyes? He’s been on the old Maradona Dust”

Maradona Dust by FinlayMCFC January 30, 2022

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Mahra

She is the person you will ever meet you will se her strong from the outside but in the inside she is a little princess she won’t let you fell that she is sad she will try too draw a smile on your face

Don’t ever miss with her friends because she will slap you on your face

What did you just Mahra will slap you on your face!!?
I just flirt with Mahra’s her friends

Mahra by Love your self December 22, 2018

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Ass-maurader

Any individual who routinely plunders, invades, and/or pillages the ass of another.

1. Because of his many expeditions into the rectal portions of other men, Mark Hamilton is considered an Ass-maurader by many.

2. Mark Hamilton's continual invasion of his (male) secretary's ass eventually let to him being defined as an Ass-maurader.

3. An Ass-maurader, such as UA President Mark Hamilton, makes frequent journeys to the rectal regions of others.

Ass-maurader by jj1221 October 17, 2009

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Mehrad

Probably the best guy you can date, beautiful, funny, with a great sense of humor. its a wish for every woman to date mehrad

Hell yes i'm dating Mehrad!
I cant believe that i'm dating Mehrad!

Mehrad by The inarcist unknown January 28, 2018

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wrongun

anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland

28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!

wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007

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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.

"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."

square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004

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Bunhead

A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.

"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."

Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014

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trucker's tan

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.

I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.

trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006

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kidulting

The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys

Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!

kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025

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