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Magrathea 

(Excerpt from The Hitch Hiker's Guide to the Galaxy, Page 634784, Section 5a, Entry: Magrathea)

Far back in the mists of ancient time, in the great and glorious days of the former Galactic Empire, life was wild, rich and largely tax free.

Mighty starships plied their way between exotic suns, seeking adventure and reward amongst the furthest reaches of Galactic space. In those days spirits were brave, the stakes were high, men were real men, women were real women, and small furry creatures from Alpha Centauri were real small furry creatures from Alpha Centauri. And all dared to brave unknown terrors, to do mighty deeds, to boldly split infinitives that no man had split before - and thus was the Empire forged. Many men of course became extremely rich, but this was perfectly natural and nothing to be ashamed of because no one was really poor - at least no one worth speaking of. And for all the richest and most successful merchants life inevitably became rather dull and niggly, and they began to imagine that this was therefore the fault of the worlds they'd settled on - none of them was entirely satisfactory: either the climate wasn't quite right in the later part of the afternoon, or the day was half an hour too long, or the sea was exactly the wrong shade of pink.

And thus were created the conditions for a staggering new form of specialist industry: custom-made luxury planet building. The home of this industry was the planet Magrathea, where hyperspatial engineers sucked matter through white holes in space to form it into dream planets - gold planets, platinum planets, soft rubber planets with lots of earthquakes - all lovingly made to meet the exacting standards that the Galaxy's richest men naturally came to expect.

But so successful was this venture that Magrathea itself soon became the richest planet of all time and the rest of the Galaxy was reduced to abject poverty. And so the system broke down, the Empire collapsed, and a long sullen silence settled over a billion worlds, disturbed only by the pen scratchings of scholars as they laboured into the night over smug little treaties on the value of a planned political economy.

Magrathea itself disappeared and its memory soon passed into the obscurity of legend.

In these enlightened days of course, no one believes a word of it.
I bought my planet from Magrathea.
Magrathea by Mercury Scythe January 10, 2005
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The Marathas (Mahratta, Marhatta or मराठा) are a royal Hindu Kshatriya (Warrior) caste from Maharashtra, and are credited for re-establishing Hindu rule in India, by ending the Mughal rule.
The Maratha Empire was founded by 'Chhatrapati Shivaji Raje Bhonsle' and at its peak, the empire covered much of India, encompassing a territory of over 2.8 million km²
The Royal 'Marathas' (Mahratta or Marhatta) are a dominant warrior/ruling class of India who rose to prominence under the Great Warrior 'Chhatrapati Shivaji Raje Bhonsle', the founder of The Maratha Empire.
Maratha by Bhonsle January 25, 2013

MAGAheads 

A term used to collectively describe a bunch of red hat wearing, gun worshipping, flag waving insurrectionists. These individuals typically possess a borderline subhuman level of intelligence, which they compensate for by being bottomless vessels filled with hate. They do not give a singular fuck about anyone other than themselves, nor do they care for things like facts or data.
Person 1: "What are these goddamn MAGAheads in this trucker convoy shitshow protesting?"

Person 2: "I think gas prices... fucking Magaheads."
MAGAheads by Big nad July 19, 2022
The butthole located in the Southern part of Alberta, lodged between Lethbridge and the U.S. border. Home to west nile and mormons.
No one wants to live in Magrath
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The VILLAGE of Magrath =]
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marithea 

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Scientific name Dinosaures Gordanes. Regarded presumably as a race which involves strategic game play and or the amputation of competitors limb and or bodily harm.

An ultimate fight to the death with regards to the animalistic nature of the race.
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