MagicMarty

One of the few ignorant, uneducated fools that actually believes the most absurd and thoroughly debunked 9/11 conspiracy theories. Such as disgraced, fired ex-professor's JW idiotic directed energy weapon destroyed the WTC claim, even though proven by physicists to be impossible!

Hey, look at that 98 pound weakling with the tinfoil cap on his head. I heard he is the only member of the RU "truther" group. That poor, humiliated fool must be a MagicMarty!

MagicMarty by Truther Seeker October 6, 2008

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MagicMarther is a variety streamer on Twitch.

He’s addicted to the Final Fantasy franchise and he probably has a closet shrine for all of the female characters in FFXIV.(Maybe even a mini shrine for his main man Haurchefant)

All in all a splendid human. 10 out of 10

His beard puts the dwarves from Snow White to shame.

Don’t mess with a MagicMarther, he might REEEEEE you out of existence.

magicmarther by Magic’s Wizard Hat July 3, 2019

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Magiciary

Smoke and mirrors.

He's an amazing salesman; he'll wield his branding magiciary and make you the talk of the town.

Magiciary by schmano September 4, 2019

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Stinky Bobby

When you find a little guy who is stinky. Usually needs a belly rub.

Hey, that’s Stinky Bobby.

Stinky Bobby by anorlondo June 17, 2026

Word of the Day on July 29, 2026

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chud run

A trip to a grocery store, convenience store, or gas station for the sole purpose of buying an excessive amount of junk food and sugary drinks, usually with friends. A chud run often happens late at night and ends with everyone involved hating themselves afterwards.

"Hey bro you tryna go on a chud run with me??"

chud run by chad brandson July 24, 2026

Word of the Day on July 28, 2026

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flophouse

Any house/apartment/frat house/trailer/etc. which is used for individuals to crash (sleep, chill, hang out, lurk, etc.) for a period of time. In order to "crash", one must not actually live there (e.g. have their name on the lease, own said flophouse, etc.). Flophouses are typically used by college students, drug addicts, transients, vagrants, or other unsavory characters.

A flophouse may also be the home owned by the parents of a college student, who after being away at college, wishes to live as if he/she is still at college (e.g. staying out all night, returning just to crash at mom and dad's house, then leaving again), rather than conforming to the pre-college rules.

Example #1
Dude: (Talking to someone passed out face first on the floor of his college apartment) Hey man, who the hell are you? What do you think this is, a flophouse??

Bro: Sorry dude, I must have passed out for a minute.

Example #2
Mom: Where have you BEEN for the last three days? You come home just to sleep?? What do you think this is, a flophouse??!!

Son: What's your problem? I'm an adult now!

flophouse by J3553 November 21, 2007

Word of the Day on July 27, 2026

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Hate Sink

A person you hate intensely not because they deserve such hatred but because they serve as a focus for your general hatred. A healthy way to dispense with excess animosity.

Jake's not really that big an asshole. He just serves as my hate sink.

Hate Sink by The great prophet Zarquon August 7, 2016

Word of the Day on July 26, 2026

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