Maggie D

A waste of sperm constantly wasting time and air. Rapes the teacher if they dont refer to space at least once a day. Hides under the desk when she gets pissed and storms out of the room, she is beyond a chad and is beyond a Karen she is worst than both combined she is a failed abortion

Nigga Maggie D just took a shit on the desk. Honestly a Maggie move

by Fuck Frau Tingle June 28, 2020

Maggio'd

When someone doesn't respond to a BBM message and leaves the sender with nothing but that little "R" for received.

Man, I BBMed Carol but she totally Maggio'd me!

by Maggio! April 3, 2011

Maggie Davies

literal perfection, likes minecraft

someone: oh yeah

maggie davies: *hits iron golem*

by ticklish one June 9, 2019

Maggie Draken

In the fictional world of online roleplay, Maggie Draken (now Magdaline Fong Wong), is a fiery redhead. 5'4" and full of fire. She has served in Kingdom of Goldenmyst, and co-founded Order of the Moon, giving were creatures of all sorts a place to call home. She is a druidess, midwife, and warrior. She became well known for her honeycakes, and has been known to knock a man flat with her kiss.

She married Kyo Fong Wong (formerly Ryu Fong Wong). During a twist of fate, Ryu left his Maggie. Only to return later taking on the name of the first destined child to show his love and loyalty.

Maggie has three step-children:

Nina
Cede

Tasuki

All from Kyo's first marriage.

She has two adopted children:

Cala
Aiden

Both of them lost in the fall of Kingdom of Goldenmyst

She has given birth to three children with Kyo:

Kamaria Cora-Rei aka Kami
Dante Sora
and most recently
Baby Ryu

The stories of Kyo and Maggie, are being written into book form.

Maggie Draken makes the best honeycakes, and her kisses are deadly

by LadyStrange April 9, 2011

maggie dykes

Maggie dykes is a sweet young girl that might be alittle sarcastic but over all she is a good friend

Maggie dykes is my best friend

by Bobbythebuilder666 April 6, 2017

Maggie's Drawers

A red flag raised at a military firing range to indicate that a shooter has missed the target.

I shot ten rounds and all I got was Maggie's Drawers.

by Bumkicker Slade April 24, 2005

Maggie's Farm Day

A day at work that requires you to drive home while listening to the song "Maggie's Farm" at a very high volume. Either the Bob Dylan or Rage Against the Machine version will work, the Rage version is more therapeutic but may result in road rage. This song does provide excellent stress relief after a "Maggie's Farm Day".

Wife: "Hey honey, how was your day?"

Husband: "I had a real Maggie's Farm Day at work. I listened to Maggie's Farm on the way home, cussed at a few drivers, and now I feel fine...let's go have a nice dinner."

Wife: "Sounds great!"

by thenumbersdork April 5, 2009