Madison County 

A small country based county in Virginia that has more cows than people , Girls think it’s cool to become alcoholics before age 15 , and guys ride around blaring a gucci mane song from 2011. Not very many places to eat but they do have a McDonald’s , that all of the inbreds in their ass clapping trucks come screaming through to hangout with their other ass clapping friends from times 8am to 11pm. Cops are really nice if you have the right last name , and the local foods will most likely make you shit your brains out, she’s technically a “keeper” if she has all of her teeth, “incest” doesn’t exist there , and if you haven’t slept with 98% of the football team you probably “ain’t shit”.

“Hey man wanna go to Madison county?”
“Nah man I’ve already watched deliverance already”

Madison County by Notbillcosby April 15, 2018

Madison County High School 

A school in Virginia.
Where childhood dreams go to die.

Crap, we're in Madison County High School

Madison County High School by Me, again February 10, 2009

Madison County High School 

A school in Madison Virginia. The county doesn't have any money. 50% of students come to school high, and some of the freshmen got busted for drinking vodka in the bathroom last year. The only interesting thing that happens is when some one gets their ass kicked in the back parking lot.

Madison county high school sucks. madison crap high school virginia x

Madison County High School by .......x....... February 27, 2010

madison county ga 

Full of retarded rednecks drug heads probably home of cocaine and domestic abuse full of stupid lifted trucks literally nothing worth a fuck

Fuck madison county ga

madison county ga by bobbisuwle2 December 31, 2017

Madison County Yellowbone

The Madison County Yellowbones, also called the London Ohio Yellowbones, are a group of multigenerationally mixed race extended families descended from escaped and freed slaves, Free People Of Color, early Black arrivals to Ohio, Amish settlers of Ohio, Appalachian Scots-Irish frontiersmen coming into Ohio when Ohio was part of the northwest territory, and in some families likely distant Native American ancestors from various tribes of the Southeast, Mid-Atlantic, Appalachian, and Midwestern regions of the USA, depending on the family.

If you are a Madison County Yellowbone descendant, your relatives likely had one of a short list of last names by the 1990s, which includes Napper, Whitelow, Whitehead, Whited, Whiteside, McCoy, Miller, and other surnames recorded in these families in 1991. You may have ancestors who fought as Black Union Army soldiers during the American Civil War and likely have relatives who identify as Black but has blue eyes or has red or blonde natural highlights despite having an afro hair type. Many Madison County Yellowbone descendants have been adopting the term Qarsherskiyan as a self identification or endonym, and it was their community that coined the term for them, Darke County Yellowbones, and Tidewater Creole communities back in 1991, beginning to use the term online as the term began catching on by late 2019.

Madison County Yellowbone by Jamal Omar Whiteside January 27, 2026

Madison County Clean

Someone who abstains from mood altering chemicals, with the exception of snorting their Suboxone prescription and smoking spice.

Hell nah I don't want any alcohol bro, I'm Madison County Clean now and don't have time for your shanigans. But could I let you sleep with my girlfriend for a ride to the Sub doctor? Also, could I smoke this Katy stick on the way if I roll the windows down?

Madison County Clean by OJ Skrimpson March 15, 2026