Canadian Akshay Kumar known as Disaster Machine.
Akshay Kumar has acquired cult status when it comes to flops & disasters.
More than 80 Flops in domestic market & 100 flops in overseas, Akshay Kumar has every right to be crowned as Disaster Machine.

When disaster machine invented, engineer said 'yeh dekho akshay kumar'

Disaster Machine by Hari Om Bhatiya Dhaba Wale May 29, 2020

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Shit Machine

An alternative name for a dog; it doesn’t matter if it’s a pedigree or a mongrel, it comes from the old saying “a dog is a machine for turning food into dog and dog shit, but once it’s full grown it doesn’t produce dog anymore.” Strictly speaking it’s not the dogs’ fault but is due to irresponsible owners who fail to clean up after their animals.

I hope you’re going to clean up after your shit machine.

Shit Machine by AKACroatalin December 1, 2015

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Madhir

A word that can be used in many forms. Invented by Charous (South Africans of Indian descent). Used in esteem or anger or used as an adjective for something amazing.

Esteem:
That bra (guy) dallad (hooked up with) 3 stekkies (girls) at the jol (club) last night! What a fucking Madhir!

Anger:
I'll fuck you up! You fucking Madhir!

Adjective:
Your new rims are fucking Madhir ekse! (friend)

Madhir by Pieter Poes March 5, 2015

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Machine gun sex

Machine gun sex is characterized by violent, rapid, repeated thrusts.

Susie was suffering from exhaustion, after a marathon of bout of machine gun sex!

Machine gun sex by I, Wreckerrr October 14, 2016

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