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Madeira School 

One of the all-girls boarding/day schools in Virginia (also Chatham, Foxcroft, etc.). Difference is, only people with money go here. No merit scholarships (unlike Chatham and Foxcroft), and they don't have much money for financial aid. Just because they go to a boarding school doesn't mean they're smart.... when there aren't resources for smart people to go to boarding schools, the schools get filled up with people who have money (aka the people who have had everything handed to them their whole life....). Plus they only go to school 4/7 days of the week, and that's the education...
Chatham Girl: "I'm actually smart; I came because of the Nilsen Scholarship! I got over 90% on a national test, have a perfect academic record, and am a born leader!"

Foxcroft Girl: "I'm here because of a scholarship, too! Because I'm into math and science and have done an amazing amount of community service, I got one of the Mars Scholarships!"

Madeira Girl: "Well, I got into Madeira School, I guess. And since the smarter people couldn't come because of the financial drain, everyone else came! Now, my parents get to pay over $48,000, and I get to skip class on Wednesday!"

Chatham Girl/Foxcroft Girl: "Good luck getting into college..."
Madeira School by RSparkles December 27, 2011
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The Madeira School 

A school for girls in McLean, Virginia
It claims to very academic, yet the college list sucks...Hmmm
Thank God I'm leaving
Don't waste your time here.
There are too many eating disorders and too much busy work
well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!
Them future folk took ouare jerbs!
jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005
Word of the Day on May 22, 2026
An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)
"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."
Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020
Word of the Day on May 21, 2026

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility
I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.
sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019
Word of the Day on May 20, 2026

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".
A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.
Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022
Word of the Day on May 19, 2026

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.
"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."
Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004
Word of the Day on May 18, 2026