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Mad Hoe

A girl that is just mad that they don’t have what the other girl has
by Kaleyah November 3, 2019
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Mad hoe

When that hoe so mad she horny
by Mason moses January 21, 2020
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Mad hoe disease

A hoe who is upset when someone dates their ex and situations where one usually gets mad but mad hoes over react
Just because Allison dated your ex don't try to fight her. You must have mad hoe disease or something
by Duh_hydrated October 9, 2014
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Mad Hoe Disease

A disease where a hoe goes crazy trying to steal your man or other people's mans
Symptoms are-

Psycosis- What's this bitch doing around my man
Dementia- Did she forget he's mine
Depression- When they realize they dont have a chance
Anxiety- when they realize imma fight them if they don't stay away
Problems with coordination- Because hoes cant fight
Confusion- She still going after him? she must have be confused
Pins and Needles- When she's getting her ass beat
Did you say she's trying to steal Robbie from me, that girl got Mad Hoe Disease
by nesuDnaV nediA December 15, 2019
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u mad hoe knotless

A conversation between a hair stylist and another lady that ended up as a funny meme💅🏾
Girl: "How much for knee length, medium?"

Me: "$80 hair provided"

Girl: "i got 30."

Me: 30 what

Girl: "$, knotless."

Me: "umm.. i dont do knotless and if i did they wouldn't be $30."

Girl: "well i want knotless."

Me: "okay i dont do knotless. I can refer you to somebody."

Girl: "stop playing on my phone. Are you doing my hair or not."

Me: "okay clearly we aren't on the same page here... I do NOT do knotless, would you like for me to refer you to somebody??"

Girl: "who are you talking to? Very unprofessional smh this what i get for trying to support black people."

Me: "uh okay."

Girl: "well i want knotless. Knotless please.

Me: "I DONT DO NO MUTHAFUKIN KNOTLESS YOU FINNA GET BLOCKED."

Girl: "U mad hoe Knotless"
by Alise the alien July 26, 2021
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You mad bro hoe?

Phrase used as a tool for "Online Trolls" to constantly nag or irritate the opposing team or individual.
Game: "Boooom Headshooot!"

Troll: " You mad bro hoe?"
by Onewordatatime September 24, 2011
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HOE'S MAD

a kid copy pasting cry in csgo / when your HOE'S MAD
by THE Intellegence April 30, 2020
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