Macon county 

Beautiful views hillbilly’s and queers nothing quite as diverse as Macon county you got the Drake family to a whole bunch of drugs to bars in the double digit and a whole lot of fighting

Macon county is a county full of trouble makers

Macon county by Macon take me March 8, 2021

Mason county 

The cracker county of Washington that no one likes unless they cook meth you have to lock your steering wheel so your car doesn't get stollen

We just entered mason county my iq went down 10 points

Mason county by beaner schnitzel February 16, 2017

mason county 

Describes a person who did not know what a black person was, till he ventured out of his holler at the adult age of 12, (legally able to drink at 12 in this region).

Usually able to consume 10-12 beers in one sitting, the procede to hit on Fat Chicks at rock concerts.

Only Mason County is crazy enough to get kicked out of a high school basketball game by the rent-a-pig and then go consume beers and the parking lot. Afterwards go hit on the underage cheerleaders.

mason county by The Gook and Cracker Crew (GCC) March 17, 2005