macbook pro

Apple Computer's latest weapon. Features a base that's capable of causing third-degree burns.

You: Would you like to try my new MacBook Pro? Here, put it on your lap.
Victim: Hey, it's got a camera... aagh! My sperm!

macbook pro by Paul June 18, 2006

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MacBook Pro

Apple Computer's line of professional grade notebook computers that contain Intel x86 hardware, as opposed to IBM or Motorola PowerPC hardware. The MacBook Pro line was launched January 10th, 2006, claiming to be 4 to 5 times as fast as the (Now Legacy) PowerPC line of professional notebooks known as Powerbooks.

Steve: You going to order a MacBook Pro?
James: Hell no! POWERPC RULES!
Steve: I hear you can put Linux and Windows on it too.
James: INTEL RULES!

MacBook Pro by vaxt April 9, 2006

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MacBook Pro

The best and most powerful laptop that Apple has ever made.

Wow you have a MacBook.
No a MacBook Pro.
Oh, that makes it better than a MacBook right.
Yep that's right.

MacBook Pro by Y-Dog123 December 26, 2011

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Macbook Pro

A line of "powerful" Laptops produced by Apple, by "powerful" what they really mean is just last generation tech that you would of found in an old ThinkPad from 2008.

Jim: Check out my Macbook Pro!
Everyone else: *laughs*

Macbook Pro by Ctrl Alt Destroy April 10, 2019

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Macbook Pro with Retina Display

Apple's latest Macbook Pro that is "revolutionary." It's newest features include the crisp Retina Display that beholds a resolution of 2880 x 1880, a quad core processor standard in every model, and a standard of 8 GB of RAM. Great for the power user and not worth it for people who want to look at cat photos and their pr0nz.

1. Person 1 "I just bought my new Macbook Pro with Retina Display so I can edit faster with Final Cut Pro x, Aperture, and Logic."
Person 2 "Nice."
2. Person 3 "I love looking at pr0nz and cat photos, so I bought a $2000 computer with a "quad core cpu and 8 gb ram" lol, like whatever the hell that's supposed to mean. Anyways, I hear it has a nice display"
Person 4 "You could do that with the regular Macbook Pro just as fine cause you wouldn't notice the screen difference being such a noob, and that's only $1200"
Person 3 "ur just j3l0us"

Macbook Pro with Retina Display by Mjtmastercp August 30, 2012

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macbookproner

Having an erection (boner) from ogling the Apple MacBook Pro laptops for too long.

I think that Apple fanboy has a macbookproner after that WWDC Apple Keynote speech.

macbookproner by jordash1212 June 9, 2009

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Toe Rag

A toe rag was originally a foot wrapping used, since mediaeval times up until the mid-nineteenth century, to protect the foot from chafing by boots or shoes. As these were, quite literally, rags they weren’t usually washed, and so with use they became very smelly until they were thrown away. Because of the similarity in smell, toe rag also became the name applied to dried, salted cod or other things with a strong, unpleasant, fishy smell. It didn’t take that long before the name was applied to someone who was an obnoxious, unpleasant OIC.

1 “Socks! Those aren’t socks you smelly git, they’re toe rags!”
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.

Toe Rag by AKACroatalin November 29, 2016

Word of the Day on July 24, 2026

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