You: Would you like to try my new MacBook Pro? Here, put it on your lap.
Victim: Hey, it's got a camera... aagh! My sperm!
Victim: Hey, it's got a camera... aagh! My sperm!
by Paul June 17, 2006
Apple Computer's line of professional grade notebook computers that contain Intel x86 hardware, as opposed to IBM or Motorola PowerPC hardware. The MacBook Pro line was launched January 10th, 2006, claiming to be 4 to 5 times as fast as the (Now Legacy) PowerPC line of professional notebooks known as Powerbooks.
Steve: You going to order a MacBook Pro?
James: Hell no! POWERPC RULES!
Steve: I hear you can put Linux and Windows on it too.
James: INTEL RULES!
James: Hell no! POWERPC RULES!
Steve: I hear you can put Linux and Windows on it too.
James: INTEL RULES!
by vaxt February 21, 2006
Wow you have a MacBook.
No a MacBook Pro.
Oh, that makes it better than a MacBook right.
Yep that's right.
No a MacBook Pro.
Oh, that makes it better than a MacBook right.
Yep that's right.
by Y-Dog123 December 21, 2011
A line of "powerful" Laptops produced by Apple, by "powerful" what they really mean is just last generation tech that you would of found in an old ThinkPad from 2008.
by Ctrl Alt Destroy April 10, 2019
Apple's latest Macbook Pro that is "revolutionary." It's newest features include the crisp Retina Display that beholds a resolution of 2880 x 1880, a quad core processor standard in every model, and a standard of 8 GB of RAM. Great for the power user and not worth it for people who want to look at cat photos and their pr0nz.
1. Person 1 "I just bought my new Macbook Pro with Retina Display so I can edit faster with Final Cut Pro x, Aperture, and Logic."
Person 2 "Nice."
2. Person 3 "I love looking at pr0nz and cat photos, so I bought a $2000 computer with a "quad core cpu and 8 gb ram" lol, like whatever the hell that's supposed to mean. Anyways, I hear it has a nice display"
Person 4 "You could do that with the regular Macbook Pro just as fine cause you wouldn't notice the screen difference being such a noob, and that's only $1200"
Person 3 "ur just j3l0us"
Person 2 "Nice."
2. Person 3 "I love looking at pr0nz and cat photos, so I bought a $2000 computer with a "quad core cpu and 8 gb ram" lol, like whatever the hell that's supposed to mean. Anyways, I hear it has a nice display"
Person 4 "You could do that with the regular Macbook Pro just as fine cause you wouldn't notice the screen difference being such a noob, and that's only $1200"
Person 3 "ur just j3l0us"
by Mjtmastercp August 31, 2012