Macawkward 

variation of hawkward, derived during the movie Rio. Meaning a whole other level of awkwardness. when saying the word macawkward you must awkwardly move your hands up and down like you are a macaw.

The moment when your hot tub is green the morning after suspicious things happened the night before, and you parents ask why...

Macawkward.

When you forget to shave your legs and your friend pets them during a movie saying "pretty cat, pretty cat"...

Macawkward.

When your at a retirement home and an old lady starts to take off her shirt in front of you for no reason...

Macawkward.

Macawkward by MoonyMoon May 7, 2011

Mawkward 

-adjective

1. mad awkward

2. the state of being awkward in a mad way

3. lacking social graces or manners, awkward

—Related forms
mawk·ward·ly, adverb
mawk·ward·ness, noun
un·mawk·ward, adjective
un·mawk·ward·ly, adverb
un·mawk·ward·ness, noun

—Synonyms

1. awkward, unhandy, inexpert.

—Antonyms

1. deft, adroit. 2. smooth

1. Dick: H-h-h-hey Sarah

Michelle: My name's Michelle...

Lionel: Mawkward...

2. (stranded at a party 50 miles from home)

Sebastian: Yo dude can I have a ride?

Tucker: Yeah man. My dad will pick us up

(Tucker's father arrives in a Porsche Coupe)

Tucker: There's only 2 seats dude... sorry gotta go.

(Tucker races off into the sunset)

Sebastian: Mawkward...

Mawkward by 12ssmalanskas August 9, 2010

macasswards 

Something so screwed up, only a Mac engineer could have created it.

Trying to FIX any mac, is completely macasswards.

macasswards by KRR March 6, 2008

Mackwards

That guy you know with absolutely no game, that somehow still has girls falling all over him.

That dumbass gets all the girls. He's lame as Hell.

Yeah, he's totally mackwards.

Mackwards by Slapguts October 18, 2008

mawkward 

mawkward
excessively, simperingly awkward.

1. "I can't decide if 'Miguelito', dry humping Troy's leg, nose twitching like a bunny, is adorable or mawkward!"
2. "The Oprah show's schmaltz factor is off the rails these days, too mawkward, i just can't watch."

(or maybe "...mawkward, i love it!")

mawkward by tess jr January 27, 2009

Monawkward 

A portmanteau of "moniker" and "awkward"; Describes the situation after the realization that the new guy to a group uses an individual's specific name REALLY often while referring to everyone else as simply "guys", "hey, you", etc. because he doesn't know anyone else's name and is attempting to overcompensate.

"As Chad referred to me by name for the 5000th time, I noticed that he had never directly addressed anyone else since the first day of school. It was monawkward, to say the least, after that."

Monawkward by DeathIsBadForYourHealth February 25, 2017