Macaulay Caulkening
Macaulay Caulkening by devin ddez nut November 1, 2021
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Macaulay Caulking
masturbating in the bathroom while your roommates are out and are unsure of when they'll return; IE, maturbating while home alone.
Pun on the word "caulking" (pronounced "call-king"), the rubbery silicone sealant around tubs and sinks.
Pun on the word "caulking" (pronounced "call-king"), the rubbery silicone sealant around tubs and sinks.
roommate: What the hell were you doing in the bathroom when I got home? You were in there for a while.
deviant: Oh just Macaulay Caulking the bathtub tiles... you didn't leave a note so I didn't know when you'd be home.
roomate: gross
deviant: Oh just Macaulay Caulking the bathtub tiles... you didn't leave a note so I didn't know when you'd be home.
roomate: gross
Macaulay Caulking by Donkeyfly August 26, 2013
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macaulay caulking
the effect on your insides,when you drink them raisin dry with lots of cheap whiskey (preferably The Great Macaulay Premium Scotch Whiskey 40 % Vol.)
A: Do you still have that horrible stomachache?!
B: It will be over soon, because tonight's gonna be macaulay caulking
B: It will be over soon, because tonight's gonna be macaulay caulking
macaulay caulking by ChrisRiot December 18, 2012
fogey
Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!
You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. Penguin Books,1992. p. 38)
You the birthday
You the birthday-you the point, you the topic, the reason we here, can be used as a compliment / u looking good or silly/trolling
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