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mastonism 

The belief that furries are the worst of the worst and should be exterminated like the jews
Do you believe in MASTONISM? No, you must be a fucking furry
mastonism by PMcPerson November 27, 2017
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Mabton • Maxton • Marton • Mabon • malton • mantong • Maton • mabdon • mactony • mantonio
a genious musician in the modules scene. usually makes his tunes for class & superstars using ProTracker.
maktone's 1992 is a friggin' classic.
maktone by Tom H September 17, 2004
Marton is the perfect guy. He is attractive, knows what he wants, is independent, funny, strong, has magical eyes and yes, has a HUGE dick. He has his flaws, but takes pride of them. He will treat his girl like a princess and is the most loving guy you’ll meet... they’re obsessed with him. If you ever meet a Marton make sure you treat him like a king or he will make sure someone else will.
Wow look at Marton... isn’t he perfect!
I want Martons HUGE cock
Marton by Tasha klent January 7, 2021

mantonelli 

To constantly be surrounded by attractive females and not act upon it. A person who mantonellis is the opposite of Barney Stinson.
"Dude, stop mantonelli-ing and ask her out!"
mantonelli by drewcus September 22, 2012

dark mantonio 

The dark mantonio is an extremely long and hairy men's pubic region.
Michigan State Coach Mark Dantonio has a dark mantonio.
usually a very sweet hot person
have you seen that maston
Maston by julie michelle September 25, 2006
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korean word for madam, older woman
Ajumma wait a moment
Ajumma by aintnotinbutnice July 5, 2009
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Slop Grenade

When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.
Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.

Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
Slop Grenade by Joe Squid September 28, 2026
Word of the Day on September 29, 2026
Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).
After we broke up, he was floxi to me.
floxi by Dr. Geek May 13, 2009
Word of the Day on September 28, 2026
NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.
New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.
leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005
Word of the Day on September 27, 2026

Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
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