my brother 

an annoying family member that cares about you so much that he ruins your life

I hate my brother

my brother by justhereurban June 19, 2017

My brother 

Offensive inappropriate annoying family member who jokes at the worst time, but at the end of the day they’re fam and you love em.

My brother during a funeral -“mobamba mothertrucker”

My brother by Bitch47 March 2, 2019

my brother 

useless crap (jk i love u bro)

"I love your useless crap."
"You mean my brother?"

my brother by lukascockeater January 30, 2023

my brother 

your brother is the weirdest person you'll ever meet and he'll always smell like rotten and cheese and ugly fake cry but then he'll look in the mirror and just realized that he's ugly all the time. But he's a partner in crime, so you should keep him around.

my brother is very weird

my brother by theecho January 30, 2024

MY Brother! 

Your brother. But not just your brother. YOUR brother! You can have many brothers, but you can only have one "MY Brother!".

Is important to not confuse "My Brother" with "MY Brother!". "My Brother" is one of your many brothers, but "MY Brother!" is YOUR brother.

Me: (to self) "I wish I had some carrots right now..."
Me: *looks at brother*
Brother: *activates Brother to Brother Connection*
Brother: "Here you go brother." *hands carrots*
Me: "MY brother! 😎👊"

MY Brother! by Lead Bud 123 June 6, 2021

my brother josh 

he blew himself up
and his 2 kids

heres my gas can, my brother josh, blew himself up, and his 2 kids.

my brother josh by HEYSHTASSWANNASEEMEKILLYOURMOM February 10, 2021

My Brother and Me 

1. A mid-nineties nickelodeon sitcom about an upper-middle class black family living in Charlotte, North Carolina. It only had a few episodes that were on re-run for years and the only white kid on the show was a nerd that everyone loved to hate.

"GOOOOOOOOO PUNCH....GOOOOO PUNCH"

"hit me, hit me, hit me!"

"Dont hold your brefth"

My Brother and Me by Don Johnson April 8, 2005