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if a groupchat is silenced it is "muted" a synonym is "daned"
i totally just daned (muted) that groupchat
muted by Ahhahxsbuxhwba October 15, 2017
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When talking on the phone, you intentionally hit the mute button to not inconvene the other person.
Muiri: let me mute you to make my order.
Gabi: hello, you there? .... Did u just hang up on me again... Your such an asshole.
Mauri: dude, i just muted you. Take a chill pill
Muted by Phonatic April 13, 2014
Common slang for someone who spends all day and night on irc trying to get into other guys pants.
<muted> hey john you here big boy ;o ?
muted by hectar August 15, 2007
Adjective

Meaning a timeframe or event that was bad, mid, or boring.
Man: “Bro, that party last night was so muted”
Man 2: “Dude ikr, no bad bitches were there”

“Okay i feel like my day has been lowkey muted”
“I’m sorry girl, we’ll get out and do more tomorrow”
muted by kansasruthj June 17, 2024

Muted Trumpet 

Similar to the rusty trombone except performed on a woman. While giving her a rim job you reach around and slide your fingers into her sweet spot, thus appearing to be playing a muted trumpet.

muted strum 

A common sex position. When you're hooking up with your girl but but need to keep quiet so you put your hand over her mouth as you strum her cords ;)
Paul: Did you and Stacey hook up last night?
John: Yeah, but her parents were home so we had to do the muted strum
muted strum by Muted Strum February 23, 2017

Muted Mike 

The act of keeping your finger in an anus too long.
your girl just got skraight muted mike by themanthemyththelegend
Muted Mike by 1quick1 June 20, 2013
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endwarfins

The rush of neurotransmitters and neuropeptides triggered specifically by watching the Seven Dwarfs march home singing "Heigh-Ho" — that particular high of pickaxes, whistling while you work, and communal domestic bliss in a cottage built for men half your height.
I only meant to watch the Heigh-Ho scene for the endwarfins, and then it was two hours later and I'd watched the whole movie.

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A slang term used to describe a bald person, typically someone who is completely bald or has a closely shaved head. The term is derived from the infamous, hairless kids’ cartoon character of the same name.
Example 1:
“Did you see that caillou over there? His head is reflecting the sun like a disco ball.”
Example 2:
“I think Dave is finally accepting his hair loss. He just went full caillou and shaved the whole thing off.”
caillou by WMH01 September 12, 2026
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Brought-upsy 

scruples; to have manners;

May also be spelt Brought-upsie

WestIndian/Caribbean in orient - Barbados, WHUT.
Example 1: Child, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: My Child, have you not any manners?



Example 2: What, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: I can't believe you're doing that. Were you not taught any manners as a child?
Brought-upsy by B-Town Gilly April 20, 2005
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