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A woman of low values who prowls for married men.
Some believe Angelina Jolie to be an MTW who put the make on Brad, but others believe Brad and Jen's marriage was already doomed.
MTW by MTW July 30, 2008
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Multinational e-sport clan, founded in Germany in 1998. Started as FPS clan and once was one of the most successful clans wordlwide. Now hosts squads for a variety of games (e.g. CS, WC3, FIFA series).
Did you see the Counterstrike match between mTw and X3 yesterday?
mTw by doany March 31, 2008
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MTW mtwtfss mtwr MTWTF Mtwas mtwalo Mtwat MTWCD mtwfh mtwt
acronym of a very cool game called medieval total war which have a sequel medieval total war 2
l33th4x0rn00b123:i finally gotz my mtw 2 copy!
proplayer:bich ur luky
l33th4x0rn00b123:l0lz0r i know its great!
proplayer:anyways u'll find out that the ai of mtw 2 is shitt0 compared to mtw 1 ai lololol
l33th4x0rn00b123:STFU BICH
l33th4x0rn00b123 left the game
mtw by Eagle_FTW March 31, 2008
1. The acronym for the 7 days in a week
2. Your typical dialogue between someone who stepped on someone's toa and someone's who's toa got stepped on

"MY TOE WHAT THE FUCK" "SO SORRY"
You're at a movie theatre, someone's trying to go by a bunch of people to his seat. You hear "MTWTFSS", you know what went down.
MTWTFSS by HitlerOfGrammar March 18, 2018
Monday, Tuesday, What The Fuck?
i had to work MTWTF, and was like WTF when i found out i worked 5 days.
MTWTF by fluffypenis September 26, 2014
Monday
Tuesday
Wednesday
Thursday
Friday
Saturday
Sunday
the days of the week is mtwtfss
Acronym: Man that was funny, ha.
Used much like lol and rofl to show that you find something funny and may also be actually laughing, in this case ha'ing
Sam: Did you just hear Rambo say "whose aug is this?"

Daniel:Holy shit! MTWFH!
mtwfh by kingownsyou April 21, 2009
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Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.
Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010
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High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008
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Purple Patch 

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.
Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020
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(Ewokese) Freedom!
And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010
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