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short for "Monday left me broken, Tuesday, I was through with hoping, Wednesday, my empty arms were open, Thursday, waiting for love, waiting for love" from Avicii's 'Waiting For Love' (2015), usually sent as a response to the Monday Left Me Broken Cat tiktok meme.
Person 1: fill in the blanks: _ouse, _-shirt, _oman,_elevision
Person 2: easy, mtwt
Person 1: MONDAY LEFT ME BROKEN...
mtwt by HarambeLitFam December 6, 2023
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1. The acronym for the 7 days in a week
2. Your typical dialogue between someone who stepped on someone's toa and someone's who's toa got stepped on

"MY TOE WHAT THE FUCK" "SO SORRY"
You're at a movie theatre, someone's trying to go by a bunch of people to his seat. You hear "MTWTFSS", you know what went down.
MTWTFSS by HitlerOfGrammar March 18, 2018
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mtwtfss MTWTF mtwt mtwtm
Monday, Tuesday, What The Fuck?
i had to work MTWTF, and was like WTF when i found out i worked 5 days.
MTWTF by fluffypenis September 26, 2014
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the days of the week is mtwtfss
an acronym meaning 'mean(s) the world to me'.
used a lot on social networking site bebo, and occasionally on rival sites facebook and myspace.

see also: umtwtm
bebo profile 1: i'm 4teen and my friend &+ family mtwtm

bebo profile 2: i love my best friend natasha, she mtwtm tbh. i don't know what i'd do without her ♥
mtwtm by caiface December 13, 2009
Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, and Friday
I work during MTWTF
MTWTF by faheemitian December 15, 2009
M onday
T uesday
W ednesday
T hursday
F riday
S aturday
S unday
Days of the week:
MTWTFSS
MTWTFSS by Gn Leumassy February 14, 2022
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
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board chow 

A)
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B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
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Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
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“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro
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