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A mesivta is a all-boys orthodox Jewish high school. Students at these schools learn study lots of Jewish books, and the closest thing to a full send that goes down at these places is the consumption of alcohol and smoking darts or juuling. Students at these schools may not have phones and they are forbidden from chilling with girls which generally turns the school turns into a massive sausagefest.
Moishy: I wish we could throw down an insane house party one of these days.
Shmuli: Nah G no can do. This is a mesivta for fuck's sake.
mesivta by ehrliche bochur March 26, 2020

Yeshiva mesivta Sholom Shachna the Cheder 

A place for pyromaniacs
Someone:u go to Yeshiva mesivta Sholom Shachna the Cheder?
Greasy guy:yes
Someone:It’s a very geshmake place for fires

Rambam mesivta 

definitely a blue ribbon school but only after everyone sucked off the teacher
Rambam mesivta by humnaperson January 5, 2022

misivta of eatontown 

A yeshiva (high school) for boys with magic powers where they can learn to control them it’s also a place where unloved girls with daddy issues seek approval from the students of M.O.E. Over all a magical place
Skank: hey I hooked up with a hot guy from misivta of eatontown.
Skanks friend: oh well now your a whore
misivta of eatontown by Meat ur mom September 20, 2021

Mesivta Chofetz Chaim 

A school that you can make a meme out of any of the Teachers.
Someone:Yo Jane did you see this new Mesivta Chofetz Chaim¿
Jane: ya, it’s so weird...

rambam mesivta 

rambam mesivta is a blue ribbon school
rambam mesivta by Yakmage January 18, 2017
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