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Yo you coming to the MPG party this weekend?

Wow that's micro asf!😻
by DatBitch101 March 06, 2020
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Jul 25 Word of the Day
A jack off buddy (from 'cum' /'come', meaning 'semen', and 'companion'); a friend that you get together with for sessions of solo or mutual masturbation
Variant of: cumpanion (from 'companion' & 'cum'); jack off buddy & wank bud & JO buddy
Similar to: fuck buddy
My bf and I used to really get it on together, but now it's just the occasional cumpadre wank
by Gladys Pipps-Knightley May 14, 2007
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miles per gallon. something i don't get many of in my suburban.
my suburban gets 12 mpg.
by zack19 September 29, 2009
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Hey matt check out this lady's mpg. Oh wait that might be a dude
by subguy December 02, 2006
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