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SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU STUPID MOTHERFUCKING BITCH ASS CUNT 

if someone says this its a good signal that they need to calm the fuck down
smart person: i dont like hazbin hotel
youtube commenter: SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU STUPID MOTHERFUCKING BITCH ASS CUNT
smart person: lol what

fatass motherfucking bitch 

A fat stupid person who doesn’t know what they are talking about and only starts problems and can’t solve them
Cindy is a fatass motherfucking bitch

punkass motherfucking bitch 

The ultimate form of punk, it is someone who whines, bitches, and is generally worthless and good for nothing
Steve is suck a punkass motherfucking bitch, always bitching and whining about how he always gets bad grades even though he never even studies.

crazy ass mother fucking bitch stupid ass bitch motherfucking cunt 

It means you stupid crazy and ugly
He is a crazy ass mother fucking bitch stupid ass bitch motherfucking cunt

motherfucking goddamn bitch 

a person who engages in sexual acts with a women of the birthing abilites. and she has used those abilities to take one in the kooch so she could plop out a psycho little fuck 9 months later. he is also damned by god, so he musta fucked alot of mothers, and they are a bitch which is a female dog or a trashy hoe. like that one chick from high school who sucked off the whole football team before every game to get them ready
THAT MOTHERFUCKING GODDAMN BITCH SCORED WITH NATASHA WTF

bitch ass motherfucking cockface 

Steve: I had sex with your mother.
John: You little bitch ass motherfucking cockface!
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026
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