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Monkeytar

Donates water to the African children while riding a big water bottle. He defends the water hole. He is the Santa claus of water.
Oh look Monkeytar is flying in on the water mobile he is here to give off his water.
by T_y_l_e_r February 5, 2019
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MONKEYTAR

A monkey that defends the water holes in African and is the Santa of water and carry’s an AK47 as seen on YT
The water holes under attack, but monkeytar is her to save the day
by Mkuau February 5, 2019
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monkeybate

The act of vigorously masturbating penis, aided by either poppers, weed, or both and often at the expense of personal relationships and productivity. So named because the masturbator engaging in the monkeybate is often so overwhelmed with pleasure that they screw up their faces in a way that mimics a baboon, gorilla, or monkey.
"Bro, Chad is so fucking gooned out on his monkeybate."
by Ultbator August 19, 2019
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Monkeytard

A person so retarded that their intelligence and behaviour is akin to that of a monkey.
Stop flinging faeces at people you fucking monkeytard.
by Sidney the Kidney April 5, 2008
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Monkertron

A giant metallic robot strangely obsessed with saying 'Monkertron' in its metallic robot voice, and hiding and singing in the undergrowth scaring the Lavatory Shrews. The Monkertron is clearly an early (failed) experiment in AI as it often mis-quotes items in its memory and can often trip when trying to mult-task and say 'Lloyds' while walking. A pungent odour often surrounds Monkertron and some external staining is often evident especially around the omelette region.
Winda - Listen, you smell something?
Toilets - Oh yeh, it's that stinking Monkertron
Monkertron - M*nk@Rtr0N
by zzwill December 1, 2011
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monkeyback

Someone who is a pest. A person, thing, or circumstance causing inconvenience or annoyance to someone.
get this monkey off my back.
Stop being monkeyback. Stop annoying me all day.
by karteler July 19, 2014
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moneytard

Slang term used for someone who can’t manage their finances.
He’s a straight-up moneytard, he spent his whole paycheck last week on a 16” Apple MacBook Pro and since he can barely read or write, he doesn’t even do much more than search the web with it!
by Dr Bunnygirl July 21, 2020
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