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Monesh
A funny guy. Introvert if you dont know him. Always willing to help if you know him. Will try to make you feel better when you are down. He is good among girls but doesnt know it and may say things without thinking much if you known him too well. Hates being judged.
I want to be a Monesh
Monesh by Vedikathegeek June 16, 2019
Mohs Scale of Internet Hardness
Based off of Mohs Scale of Mineral Hardness, this scale is a measurement of how dark one's World Wide Web content can get without being mentally perturbed. It is typically described as a 1-to-10 scale with a single example from each level.
1. Google - What the fuck are you, Amish?
2. Youtube - Yawn.
3. Youporn - You've experienced a taste of the dark side of the Internet, but there's still a long ways to fall.
4. /b/ - The level where most Internet Veterans find themselves comfortable. Yeah, something funny here, something disgusting there, but you've seen it all before.
5. Goatse - You're a grizzled vet. As for the previous tiers, you might've been disgusted...when you were ten.
6. 2girls1cup - As the masses comment about how terrible this is, you simply scratch your head, and wonder what the big deal is.
7. Adultfanfiction.net - I'm starting to worry about you, man. I mean, you didn't flinch at all at the three paragraph description of how the once-transparent lube became chocolate as Adam and Chris simultaneously forced their penises down Jake's virgin asshole? You're either really brave, or really crazy.
8. Beastality - Just...stay away from me. Please.
9. Pain Olympics - Alternatively known as the John McCain tier, for not even years as a POW may prepare you for this level.
10. 3guys1hammer - Get a gun, rest the barrel in your oral cavity, and pull the trigger. You should survive the shot, for no mortal could survive this level.
1. Google - What the fuck are you, Amish?
2. Youtube - Yawn.
3. Youporn - You've experienced a taste of the dark side of the Internet, but there's still a long ways to fall.
4. /b/ - The level where most Internet Veterans find themselves comfortable. Yeah, something funny here, something disgusting there, but you've seen it all before.
5. Goatse - You're a grizzled vet. As for the previous tiers, you might've been disgusted...when you were ten.
6. 2girls1cup - As the masses comment about how terrible this is, you simply scratch your head, and wonder what the big deal is.
7. Adultfanfiction.net - I'm starting to worry about you, man. I mean, you didn't flinch at all at the three paragraph description of how the once-transparent lube became chocolate as Adam and Chris simultaneously forced their penises down Jake's virgin asshole? You're either really brave, or really crazy.
8. Beastality - Just...stay away from me. Please.
9. Pain Olympics - Alternatively known as the John McCain tier, for not even years as a POW may prepare you for this level.
10. 3guys1hammer - Get a gun, rest the barrel in your oral cavity, and pull the trigger. You should survive the shot, for no mortal could survive this level.
Individuals as described by the Mohs Scale of Internet Hardness:
Your Grandparents - 1
Your Dad - 2.5
Newfag - 4
Oldfag - 5
Auschwitz Survivor - 8
Infant Rapist - 9
The Antichrist - 10
Your Grandparents - 1
Your Dad - 2.5
Newfag - 4
Oldfag - 5
Auschwitz Survivor - 8
Infant Rapist - 9
The Antichrist - 10
Mohs Scale of Internet Hardness by World Wide Web Guide January 6, 2013
Monisha
A confident girl with heart of pure gold. She can make anyone laugh with ease and she has no idea how beautiful she is.
Monisha by Tinkleberry:") October 27, 2015
Eight Monks
A group of eight highly talented and enlightened individuals, each commonly referred to as a G.O.A.T in their respective areas of expertise. Each individual in this group is always in higher state of existence, way above everyone else and the haters out there!
Eight Monks by boochslaya August 18, 2019
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pod person
A person pretending to be something they aren't, or an impostor. This is inferred because of the old alien movies where alien pods appear on earth and the "pod people" dispose of the humans and slowly reproduce the bodies, pretending to be humans.
The pod person was pretending to be my father, but I knew that he was an alien when he acted differently than my father ever would have.
pod person by Christopher M. May 9, 2005
Word of the Day on November 10, 2026
dead drop
A dead drop is a location used to secretly pass items between two people, without requiring them to meet.
Spies have been known to use dead drops, using various techniques to hide the items and to signal that the drop has been made. Drug dealers use this as well.
A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.
A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.
Spies have been known to use dead drops, using various techniques to hide the items and to signal that the drop has been made. Drug dealers use this as well.
A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.
A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.
"The dead drop is the restroom toilet at the Gulf station at the corner of Commercial Ave. and Georges Rd."
dead drop by rubberroom July 23, 2008
Word of the Day on November 9, 2026
No Surprises Wedding
A "No Surprises Wedding," or NSW, is a wedding invitation designation that tells attendees that there can be no unplanned announcements, engagements, events or speeches at the wedding - all actions must be pre-approved by the couple. Anyone who performs an unapproved "surprise" will be asked to leave the wedding early.
This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.
This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.
You are cordially invited to the nuptials of Brian and Tom on October 31 at noon.
Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.
Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.
No Surprises Wedding by dbdefenestrate August 27, 2023
Word of the Day on November 8, 2026
ulzzang
Ulzzang true definition is "best & "face" = best face in korean. They are basically people with above average looks, sometimes with the use of photoshop and haduri who post their pics online, some becoming internet celebrities.
ulzzang by `r i k kit t y February 26, 2008
Word of the Day on November 7, 2026
EBK
EBK stands for "Elite Ball Knowledge." 1 In internet slang, "ball knowledge" originally referred to a deep understanding of football/soccer or basketball, but it has evolved into a broader term for having a highly sophisticated, deep, or niche understanding of any specific topic (such as music, movies, or subcultures).