MONHS 

Man Of Numbers Has Spoken

A: PI is about 3
B. Well, it's 3.14159.
A. MONHS!

MONHS by mjasfca July 23, 2018

MONHS 

the "man of numbers has spoken"
It's a slightly snarky reply to someone who shows off their math and calculus dexterity against us lowly peons who can barely balance a checkbook.

Him: You calculated the square root of 12 incorrectly.

Me: But of course I did. Because the MONHS

MONHS by far_north March 5, 2022

Monesh

A funny guy. Introvert if you dont know him. Always willing to help if you know him. Will try to make you feel better when you are down. He is good among girls but doesnt know it and may say things without thinking much if you known him too well. Hates being judged.

I want to be a Monesh

Monesh by Vedikathegeek June 16, 2019

Mohs Scale of Internet Hardness 

Based off of Mohs Scale of Mineral Hardness, this scale is a measurement of how dark one's World Wide Web content can get without being mentally perturbed. It is typically described as a 1-to-10 scale with a single example from each level.

1. Google - What the fuck are you, Amish?

2. Youtube - Yawn.

3. Youporn - You've experienced a taste of the dark side of the Internet, but there's still a long ways to fall.

4. /b/ - The level where most Internet Veterans find themselves comfortable. Yeah, something funny here, something disgusting there, but you've seen it all before.

5. Goatse - You're a grizzled vet. As for the previous tiers, you might've been disgusted...when you were ten.

6. 2girls1cup - As the masses comment about how terrible this is, you simply scratch your head, and wonder what the big deal is.

7. Adultfanfiction.net - I'm starting to worry about you, man. I mean, you didn't flinch at all at the three paragraph description of how the once-transparent lube became chocolate as Adam and Chris simultaneously forced their penises down Jake's virgin asshole? You're either really brave, or really crazy.

8. Beastality - Just...stay away from me. Please.

9. Pain Olympics - Alternatively known as the John McCain tier, for not even years as a POW may prepare you for this level.

10. 3guys1hammer - Get a gun, rest the barrel in your oral cavity, and pull the trigger. You should survive the shot, for no mortal could survive this level.

Individuals as described by the Mohs Scale of Internet Hardness:

Your Grandparents - 1

Your Dad - 2.5

Newfag - 4

Oldfag - 5

Auschwitz Survivor - 8

Infant Rapist - 9

The Antichrist - 10

Mohs Scale of Internet Hardness by World Wide Web Guide January 6, 2013

Monisha

A confident girl with heart of pure gold. She can make anyone laugh with ease and she has no idea how beautiful she is.

I want a girl like Monisha ;)

Monisha by Tinkleberry:") October 27, 2015

Eight Monks

A group of eight highly talented and enlightened individuals, each commonly referred to as a G.O.A.T in their respective areas of expertise. Each individual in this group is always in higher state of existence, way above everyone else and the haters out there!

All hail the goat and the eight monks!

Eight Monks by boochslaya August 18, 2019

mohhs 

Keyboard language for "nigga"

Anwar: "my mohhs wha you saying?"
mohhs:"You what do you mean by mohhs?, you man waffling too much these days"

mohhs by mohhs October 13, 2019