mohhs 

Keyboard language for "nigga"

Anwar: "my mohhs wha you saying?"
mohhs:"You what do you mean by mohhs?, you man waffling too much these days"

mohhs by mohhs October 13, 2019

mohhs 

when you type |nigga| but you typed every one letter to the right. nice job, the |fbi| won't consider you as a |racist| now when they browse you search history

a: you fucking mohhs!
b: uoi |noyvj|!

mohhs by SkrimZ October 21, 2020

mohhrt

mohhrt is all the letters for nigger but the keys are one space to the right.

guy on chat: those fucking mohhrts just killed me
guy 2 on chat: what does mohhrt even mean?
guy 1: its the word nigger but all the keys are shifted one space to the right.

mohhrt by User139575 November 21, 2020

Mohs Scale of Internet Hardness 

Based off of Mohs Scale of Mineral Hardness, this scale is a measurement of how dark one's World Wide Web content can get without being mentally perturbed. It is typically described as a 1-to-10 scale with a single example from each level.

1. Google - What the fuck are you, Amish?

2. Youtube - Yawn.

3. Youporn - You've experienced a taste of the dark side of the Internet, but there's still a long ways to fall.

4. /b/ - The level where most Internet Veterans find themselves comfortable. Yeah, something funny here, something disgusting there, but you've seen it all before.

5. Goatse - You're a grizzled vet. As for the previous tiers, you might've been disgusted...when you were ten.

6. 2girls1cup - As the masses comment about how terrible this is, you simply scratch your head, and wonder what the big deal is.

7. Adultfanfiction.net - I'm starting to worry about you, man. I mean, you didn't flinch at all at the three paragraph description of how the once-transparent lube became chocolate as Adam and Chris simultaneously forced their penises down Jake's virgin asshole? You're either really brave, or really crazy.

8. Beastality - Just...stay away from me. Please.

9. Pain Olympics - Alternatively known as the John McCain tier, for not even years as a POW may prepare you for this level.

10. 3guys1hammer - Get a gun, rest the barrel in your oral cavity, and pull the trigger. You should survive the shot, for no mortal could survive this level.

Individuals as described by the Mohs Scale of Internet Hardness:

Your Grandparents - 1

Your Dad - 2.5

Newfag - 4

Oldfag - 5

Auschwitz Survivor - 8

Infant Rapist - 9

The Antichrist - 10

Mohs Scale of Internet Hardness by World Wide Web Guide January 6, 2013

Mohs Scale of Mineral Hardness 

The Mohs Scale of Mineral Hardness displays the scratch resistance of various minerals through the ability of a harder material to scratch a softer material. It was created in 1812 by geologist Friedrich Mohs. It lists ten minerals, ranging from Talc (Softest Known Mineral) at 1 to Diamond (Hardest Known Mineral) at 10.

Mohs Scale of Mineral Hardness is as follows:

1 - Talc
2 - Gypsum
3 - Calcite
4 - Fluorite
5 - Apatite
6 - Orthoclase Feldspar
7 - Quartz
8 - Topaz
9 - Corundum
10 - Diamond

Mohs Scale of Mineral Hardness by Some you'll never meet January 5, 2013

Moths of Death 

Moths of death is the equivalent to having nervous butterflies with the exception that the situation giving you moths of death is terrible and hurtful and in no way good.

Hayden: What's wrong Andrew?

Andrew: I have to go see Jamie after she tried to cut me out of her life.

Hayden: How are you feeling about talking to her.

Andrew: I have moths of death in my stomach.

Moths of Death by Cote the Man October 24, 2010

mohsina

The best person to have ever existed.

Oh look! There’s a mohsina!

mohsina by Itsamohsinaaaa October 16, 2020