Big Dick head who sucks dick and can't spell for shit and is so dumb and keeps getting rejected by every girl he comes through. His face so red and bleeding like his small tiny microscopic dick. You cant even see it with the hubble telescope.
It is actually amazing what can exist. He is an outright blobfish probascis monkey with a dildo on his nose. Science can not explain how a creature like this could exist.
It stills remains as a scientific mystery how he exists.
An attractive alpha male with a good heart. Someone who has a lot of endurance. A warrior that always maneges to pull himself out of darkness. Acts tough but has a heart of gold.
An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"
Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*