mmu

multimedia university

there are two campuses, one located in melaka and another located in cyberjaya.

a: owh, where is mmu?
b: the one where people call as money making university.

by zeusky November 5, 2009

mmu mmu

A cute girl that's random and forgets things a lot. The mmu mmu creature also enjoys torchering her poor boyfriend but then wants to cuddle him.

"why are you being such a mmu mmu"
"You're my cute little mmu mmu"

by Floppy Bannana Man January 15, 2017

MMU

An educational establishment of approximately 32,000 students, of whom aproximately 32 actually have a chance of obtaining a degree at the end of their course due to ridiculously low entrance requirements/attendance figures, and the filthy *insert sub group here* emos/chavs/druggies/indie kids/and a-level dropouts that populate this utterly shite institution

A conversation involving a normal person who did not attend MMU vs A more discerning MMU student conscious of the social stigma attached to having attended or attending such a university

Normal Person: So you went to university?
Drugged Emo-Chav Hybrid MMU Student: Yes, I studied *Crap Degree Title*
Normal Person: Where did you study?
Drugged Emo-Chav Hybrid MMU Student: I went to uni in Manchester
Normal Person: You went to Manchester University?
Drugged Emo-Chav Hybrid MMU Student: Yes, I went to University in Manchester
Normal Person: THEE University of Manchester?
Drugged Emo-Chav Hybrid MMU Student: Yes the Manchester *mumbles* met *end mumble* University.
*Spits AIDS at Normal Person to avoid revealing truth*

by TheTruthRevealer October 22, 2008

MMU

Micky Mouse University.. when you think your school is a joke you can refer to it as MMU

Can you believe that instructor.. I'm so tired of MMU.

by northern nursing student May 19, 2009

MMU

a cheap school where the druggie minions of hell constantly spawn

Dude, MMU is crap! Fuck this shit!

by Sir Lord October 1, 2003