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Stemmed from popular user-submission based Websites like MyLifeisAverage.com and MyLifeisHP.com, MLIHP refers to the acronym "My Life is Harry Potter", a term often mentioned by extreme fans of the Harry Potter series.
So today I walked up to a girl and said "Are you a dementor? Because you just took my breath away...", she just walked away... Must've been a Twilight fan. MLIHP

Today, a silly Muggle asked me why I was carrying around an old-fashioned "pencil." Little did he know it was actually a 9 inch oak wand with a Phoenix feather core. Silly Muggle. MLIHP.
MLIHP by Harrry Pottter November 15, 2010
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The poorly done, not very frequently visited website, www.mylifeisharrypotter.com Which wants so desperately wants to be AverageWizard, which was, in essence, the same thing, but much more popular and stretched out to various Potter related things including but not limited to AVPM (A Very Potter Musical) and PotterPuppetPals. The reason us Potter fans must visit MyLifeIsHarryPotter is because AverageWizard has shut down for some unknown reason.
Today, I pointed my wand at a lightswitch and shouted, 'Lumos Maxima!' It didn't work but I still felt magical. MLIHP
MLIHP by OpheliaPotter-Malfoy June 23, 2010

Summer Teeth 

When someone has a lot of missing teeth.
Mannn, that dude has summer teeth!
What do you mean?
Summer here, summer there...
Summer Teeth by BeckPot August 2, 2012
Word of the Day on May 24, 2026
The grindset is a contemporary ideology of self-exploitation disguised as strength, deeply tied to the aesthetics of the “sigma male” and to new digital forms of patriarchy. It promotes the idea that human worth depends on productivity, economic success, absolute emotional control, and the ability to work endlessly, turning vulnerability, rest, community, and tenderness into signs of weakness. Beneath its rhetoric of discipline and power often lies a profound inability to relate healthily to pain, fragility, and human interdependence.
“That’s the grindset, brother. While weak men sleep and complain, sigma males stay disciplined, work in silence, suppress emotions, and build power while everyone else wastes time chasing comfort.”
Grindset by Omega-Male May 22, 2026
Word of the Day on May 23, 2026
well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!
Them future folk took ouare jerbs!
jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005
Word of the Day on May 22, 2026
An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)
"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."
Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020
Word of the Day on May 21, 2026