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Stemmed from popular user-submission based Websites like MyLifeisAverage.com and MyLifeisHP.com, MLIHP refers to the acronym "My Life is Harry Potter", a term often mentioned by extreme fans of the Harry Potter series.
So today I walked up to a girl and said "Are you a dementor? Because you just took my breath away...", she just walked away... Must've been a Twilight fan. MLIHP

Today, a silly Muggle asked me why I was carrying around an old-fashioned "pencil." Little did he know it was actually a 9 inch oak wand with a Phoenix feather core. Silly Muggle. MLIHP.
MLIHP by Harrry Pottter November 15, 2010
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The poorly done, not very frequently visited website, www.mylifeisharrypotter.com Which wants so desperately wants to be AverageWizard, which was, in essence, the same thing, but much more popular and stretched out to various Potter related things including but not limited to AVPM (A Very Potter Musical) and PotterPuppetPals. The reason us Potter fans must visit MyLifeIsHarryPotter is because AverageWizard has shut down for some unknown reason.
Today, I pointed my wand at a lightswitch and shouted, 'Lumos Maxima!' It didn't work but I still felt magical. MLIHP
MLIHP by OpheliaPotter-Malfoy June 23, 2010
Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!
You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. Penguin Books,1992. p. 38)
fogey by Petyush September 14, 2005
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Add a tablespoon of jarlic to two teaspoons of butter and spread it in bread to make garlic bread
Jarlic by YSAC fanboy June 6, 2020
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An armpit enthusiast — typically of the scent, appearance, and touch of hairy underarms.
That dude’s such a pitpig, I have to wear deodorant to keep him at bay.
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You the birthday

You the birthday-you the point, you the topic, the reason we here, can be used as a compliment / u looking good or silly/trolling
Nah fr, you the birthday, you got all the attention.
You the birthday by Dev-in April 4, 2026
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