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Acronym for "my life is a lie"
-Hey bro, I just googled that more people dies to coconuts per year then sharks.
-MLIAL.
MLIAL by Yessir oki September 23, 2020
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A Maialen has two sides. A sweet, loving side, and an irritating side. We love Maialens, but they aren't always one sided. You are very lucky to know a Maialen since she will love unconditionally and her heart will be broken but she won't tell you a thing. She absolutely LOVES to have deep talks because she will listen and talk and you will love her in ways that can't be expressed in enough numbers, words, or anything. Consider yourself lucky to have a Maialen as a friend.
"Daaaaaaaaaamnnn there goes Maialen. She's so hot dude."

"Back off dude, she is Mau's chick."

"Wish she was mine"

"Yeah me too"
Maialen by Maialen May 13, 2017
Related Words
MLIAL • MLIA • Milals • miali • MLIAA • MLIAer • Maialen • Mialani • mialee • Mialiyah
"My life is a joke". Unfortunate, annoying things just keep happening to you. Over, and over and over again.
Kim: "Guess what happened to me yesterday."
Sue: "What?"
Kim: "They lost my luggage at the airport. And this creepy guy won't stop stalking me. Oh, and I fell down the stairs...again. MLIAJ."
MLIAJ by eyehasanidea January 13, 2010
MLIA - My Life Is Average
normally used when giving a description to how your life is average, Today, I swallowed a watermelon seed. A watermelon did not grow in my tummy. MLIA
Today, I was walking along when I noticed a sign that said " DANGER! KEEP OFF GRASS". I walked on the grass. The Danger was not present. MLIA

I bought a plant from Home Depot the other day. The cashier told me to water it everyday or else it would die. I didn't water it everyday just to see if it would die. It did. MLIA
Today, everyone walked right past me and didn't even think to sit next to me on the school bus. My feelings aren't hurt though, I'm the bus driver. MLIA.
MLIA by brehbrehbrehbhre] June 6, 2009
1. An acronym meaning My Life Is ACTUALLY Average. Used at the end of an average anecdote, especially an average anecdote that is free of cliches and, as the name implies, actually average. It is similar to MLIA (My Life Is Average) but the added "ACTUALLY" (usually in all-caps) is in retaliation to the large number of un-average and cliche stories that end with "MLIA."

2. mliaa.tumblr.com. A website where stories that end in "MLIAA" are posted. These stories are checked to make sure that they are free of cliches, ninjas, Harry Potter, dinosaurs, awesome things, or general un-averageness. Originally formed by a member of MLIA (mylifeisaverage.com), this website offers a haven for those who liked the old MLIA before it became cliche.
1. Guy: Today, I noticed that MLIA stories are all cliche. MLIAA

2. MLIA-er #1: Ugh, look at all these cliche stories on MLIA
MLIA-er #2: I heard MLIAA is ACTUALLY average!
MLIAA by Slartibartfast5 November 3, 2009
Mialna is a unique girl name coined by her parents Milna and Thomas for their newborn. The meaning of the name is "Answer". Its derived from the Heavenly language used by angels.

Name is To be Pronounced as miyālna.
Mialna ,first of her name was borned on 30th January 2019.
Mialna by thomasization February 2, 2019

mialificiant 

A Schlackinater who is a bit medieval yet sophisticated at the same time. The English definition:
Bitch.
She was acting so Mialificiant today; wtf mate.
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murderhobo 

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Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
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Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
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