by Yessir oki September 23, 2020
Get the MLIAL mug.A Maialen has two sides. A sweet, loving side, and an irritating side. We love Maialens, but they aren't always one sided. You are very lucky to know a Maialen since she will love unconditionally and her heart will be broken but she won't tell you a thing. She absolutely LOVES to have deep talks because she will listen and talk and you will love her in ways that can't be expressed in enough numbers, words, or anything. Consider yourself lucky to have a Maialen as a friend.
"Daaaaaaaaaamnnn there goes Maialen. She's so hot dude."
"Back off dude, she is Mau's chick."
"Wish she was mine"
"Yeah me too"
"Back off dude, she is Mau's chick."
"Wish she was mine"
"Yeah me too"
by Maialen May 13, 2017
Get the Maialen mug."My life is a joke". Unfortunate, annoying things just keep happening to you. Over, and over and over again.
Kim: "Guess what happened to me yesterday."
Sue: "What?"
Kim: "They lost my luggage at the airport. And this creepy guy won't stop stalking me. Oh, and I fell down the stairs...again. MLIAJ."
Sue: "What?"
Kim: "They lost my luggage at the airport. And this creepy guy won't stop stalking me. Oh, and I fell down the stairs...again. MLIAJ."
by eyehasanidea January 13, 2010
Get the MLIAJ mug.MLIA - My Life Is Average
normally used when giving a description to how your life is average, Today, I swallowed a watermelon seed. A watermelon did not grow in my tummy. MLIA
normally used when giving a description to how your life is average, Today, I swallowed a watermelon seed. A watermelon did not grow in my tummy. MLIA
Today, I was walking along when I noticed a sign that said " DANGER! KEEP OFF GRASS". I walked on the grass. The Danger was not present. MLIA
I bought a plant from Home Depot the other day. The cashier told me to water it everyday or else it would die. I didn't water it everyday just to see if it would die. It did. MLIA
Today, everyone walked right past me and didn't even think to sit next to me on the school bus. My feelings aren't hurt though, I'm the bus driver. MLIA.
I bought a plant from Home Depot the other day. The cashier told me to water it everyday or else it would die. I didn't water it everyday just to see if it would die. It did. MLIA
Today, everyone walked right past me and didn't even think to sit next to me on the school bus. My feelings aren't hurt though, I'm the bus driver. MLIA.
by brehbrehbrehbhre] June 6, 2009
Get the MLIA mug.1. An acronym meaning My Life Is ACTUALLY Average. Used at the end of an average anecdote, especially an average anecdote that is free of cliches and, as the name implies, actually average. It is similar to MLIA (My Life Is Average) but the added "ACTUALLY" (usually in all-caps) is in retaliation to the large number of un-average and cliche stories that end with "MLIA."
2. mliaa.tumblr.com. A website where stories that end in "MLIAA" are posted. These stories are checked to make sure that they are free of cliches, ninjas, Harry Potter, dinosaurs, awesome things, or general un-averageness. Originally formed by a member of MLIA (mylifeisaverage.com), this website offers a haven for those who liked the old MLIA before it became cliche.
2. mliaa.tumblr.com. A website where stories that end in "MLIAA" are posted. These stories are checked to make sure that they are free of cliches, ninjas, Harry Potter, dinosaurs, awesome things, or general un-averageness. Originally formed by a member of MLIA (mylifeisaverage.com), this website offers a haven for those who liked the old MLIA before it became cliche.
1. Guy: Today, I noticed that MLIA stories are all cliche. MLIAA
2. MLIA-er #1: Ugh, look at all these cliche stories on MLIA
MLIA-er #2: I heard MLIAA is ACTUALLY average!
2. MLIA-er #1: Ugh, look at all these cliche stories on MLIA
MLIA-er #2: I heard MLIAA is ACTUALLY average!
by Slartibartfast5 November 3, 2009
Get the MLIAA mug.Mialna is a unique girl name coined by her parents Milna and Thomas for their newborn. The meaning of the name is "Answer". Its derived from the Heavenly language used by angels.
Name is To be Pronounced as miyālna.
Name is To be Pronounced as miyālna.
by thomasization February 2, 2019
Get the Mialna mug.A Schlackinater who is a bit medieval yet sophisticated at the same time. The English definition:
Bitch.
Bitch.
by DuckDuckGoose and Peggy November 12, 2022
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