MKF 

The acronym for Monkey Knife Fight. The best garage band on the east coast.

Boy: Hey did you get the MKF tickets?
Girl: No, they were sold out by the time I went to buy them!

Boy: That sucks, I guess they really are amazing.

MKF by Lolselolsensie May 4, 2018

MKF 

The abbreviations for Monkey Knife Fight.

"Hey are u going to see that MKF later tonight?"

MKF by klownfetuseater October 7, 2006

MKF disease 

MKF diease comes in the form of a small, redheaded girl around 4"11. Side affects include being unbelievably annoying, singing at random times, and being allergic to the opposite sex. To avoid this *fatal* disease, place RoseMary above your door, and continuously play songs from the Broadway Classic, "Once Upon A Mattress"

Kasey: OH DEAR! I THINK YOU CAUGHT MKF disease!!"
Mary Kate: OH NO! NOW I'LL NEVER GET A BOYFRIEND!

MKF disease by A concerned red head January 8, 2012

MkFisty 

My Kung Fu Is Stronger Than Yours!

(Not to be confused with the McFisty, which means My Chicken Fried Is Stronger Than Yours, obvi)

Kevin: Hey who you calling?
Zeke: Shimo
Kevin: Why
Zeke: for the lulz..

Zeke (on the phone): MkFisty!

MkFisty by Max86 February 19, 2019

mkflegend 

Used to describe an individual who writes huge, rambling posts on an Internet message board - posts that never actually address the topic at hand, answer questions directly or contain anything useful or intelligent.

Comes from the Mortal Kombat fanboy mkflegend (also known as MKF30 or just MKF).

Dude, I'm not going to read that mkflegend post you just wrote.

or

Did you have to do an MKF post? All I asked was a simple question.

mkflegend by Mr MKO July 23, 2008

mkflegend 

Used to describe the most hated, ridiculed and least respected person in an Internet gaming community.

mkflegend is often shortened simply to MKF.

That guy MKF'd me and left when he got one up.

or

Person 1: He said he didn't play the game anymore but he was on the other night playing someone else.

Person 2: Yeah, he's a real MKF.

or

What a complete mkflegend!!

mkflegend by Elder God January 20, 2008

Mkfh 

Mkfh= me kinda feel horny

Hey babe mkfh

Mkfh by Ulbxby_summer rocks!!! April 15, 2022