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an extremely large person thought to be more than 20 stone and have the gayest haircut known to mankind
1. OMG Luke, how fat is he
2. Luke, his hair XD
MJM by DJay October 23, 2004
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MJmakayla 

A baddie,my cousin/sister that I love did I already say amazing person that’s has grown to a beautiful woman
Happy birthday FROM YA SISTER COUSIN/Reya
MJmakayla should be used As a noun
MJmakayla by Reya was here December 21, 2021
The ultimate fishing and surf brand. Started by the lord of the Indian Ocean the one and only Busta. Makes the finest apparel for all ocean based activities.
I’m taking the tinny out for a surf and a flick. Better throw on an MJME shirt or I’ll look like a goose.
mjme by Fishnsticks January 11, 2021
Maximum Jizz Minimum Effort. The worlds premier surf and fishing brand. Making the finest of products to get you looking the goods on the high seas. Started by none other than Busta, lord of the Indian Ocean. Everyone wants MJME.
I’m going for a wave and a flick. Better get my MJME gear on or I’ll be looking like a goose out there.
mjme by Fishnsticks January 11, 2021

mjmjmjmjmjm 

when you mash two random keys when youre bored at school
person at the back of the class: mjmjmjmjmjmjm
mjmjmjmjmjm by RyzuPC January 31, 2020
I don't even know. I just put random letters.
What the hell is mjmr.
mjmr by NickIsSick February 10, 2022
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"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
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