Milk Maid

a woman who produces breast milk as a sexual act. She can either express it on her partner, have her partner suck her off, or perform solo.

Check out the new Milk Maid porno I got.

by bankai55 June 28, 2009

Milk Maid

When a woman sucks a guy off while gently pulling down on his balls in a milking fasion. (like a "Milk Maid")

That farmer's daughter gave a great Milk Maid last night in the cow barn.

by Bryan and Cory October 13, 2006

Milk Maids

Women who search through all the milk to find the one with the latest expiration date.

"The milk maids. The women that go through every gallon of milk looking for a later date. As if somewhere-beyond all the other gallons-is a container of milk that won't go bad for like a decade." - Dante Hicks to Randal Graves, Clerks

As seen in Clerks and Clerks II played by Kevin Smith's mom.

by Olaf (Silent Bob's cousin) July 28, 2006

Milk Maid

A female who goes early in the morning, while several men are bend over on all fours. At this point the women will proceed to masturbate the men from behind as if she is milking a cow. While yanking on the men's privates, she will continue to do this until they produce spunk. She will collect the fresh milk into a bucket. And continue to have a glass of fresh milk for breakfast.

Henry Hinton is a milk maid

by Matt Tremont January 24, 2008

Milk Maid

Relieving in a womans bra, returning it to her, and making her put the bra back on.

I would giver the Milk Maid.

by Doug Dimma-diznick December 1, 2014

mount holly milk maid

The act of a girl lactating on a guys dick to lube it up for anal sex.

Dude last night me and my wife did a mount holly milk maid.

by jbcountryboy February 28, 2009

MILK MAID

Woman who’s main objective or responsibility in the relationship is bring sexual gratification to a man. Woman who “milks” the semen out of men.

I could use my own personal milk maid to keep my balls drained

by Fried Hard April 14, 2025