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a woman who produces breast milk as a sexual act. She can either express it on her partner, have her partner suck her off, or perform solo.
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by bankai55 June 28, 2009
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Adjective for something that definitely wasn't lame, but not quite "hot". In other words, slightly below being hot, therefore warm, like a nice pair of mittens.
"How were things at the club last night?"

"Plenty to drink, but the music was no good. I guess shit was mittens."
by 122445 May 14, 2006
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A woman who performs oral sex on a man or men, particularly on an ongoing or regular basis, where the oral sex is the primary dimension to the relationship.
John: "Man, I need a milkmaid who can drain my balls a couple of times a week."
Randy: "Why not place an ad on Craigslist for that?"
by Been There, Done That May 09, 2012
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When a woman sucks a guy off while gently pulling down on his balls in a milking fasion. (like a "Milk Maid")
That farmer's daughter gave a great Milk Maid last night in the cow barn.
by Bryan and Cory October 13, 2006
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When a female sucks her own breast(s)
Hey check out Jane in the corner, she's milkmaiding - this ain't no party foul!
by pidgey January 04, 2005
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Women who search through all the milk to find the one with the latest expiration date.
"The milk maids. The women that go through every gallon of milk looking for a later date. As if somewhere-beyond all the other gallons-is a container of milk that won't go bad for like a decade." - Dante Hicks to Randal Graves, Clerks

As seen in Clerks and Clerks II played by Kevin Smith's mom.
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A female who goes early in the morning, while several men are bend over on all fours. At this point the women will proceed to masturbate the men from behind as if she is milking a cow. While yanking on the men's privates, she will continue to do this until they produce spunk. She will collect the fresh milk into a bucket. And continue to have a glass of fresh milk for breakfast.
Henry Hinton is a milk maid
by Matt Tremont January 24, 2008
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