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Aka "The Hinton Bear", "Hinhin".
A mythical bear, enormous in size, thought to scour the city of London. There have been a few cases of people supposedly hearing the Hinton's roar, and even one case mauled - However there have been many disappearances throughout London rumoured to have been caused by the Hinton.
OMFG - Look over there! Its the hinton! Oh noesss he's coming our way!
Hinton by OinksALot December 1, 2009
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A small town located 45 minutes east of Jasper, Alberta. Hinton has a pulp mill that smells like old broccoli across the road from the High School, Local 7-11, and the Rec. Center. Very boring town unless you're into outdoorsy things such as quading, sledding, hiking, fishing, camping, etc. Very beautiful scenery. Now has lots of rigs around it.
Let's take a trip to Hinton so we're closer to the National Parks!
Hinton by erikant March 13, 2009
A beautiful black goddess who is good at the booty drop, and is typically a husky person.
"Yo, check out that sexy ass hinton!"
Hinton by bitchezszd October 18, 2008
In my opinion, one of the worst towns ever . I mean , some people think it's great , but then again I don't . It has a stinky ass pulp mill that smells like old broccoli and across from that there is fantastic 7-11, Harry Collinge Highschool , and the Recreation Center .
There's really nothing to do here , but okay have fun if you like .
Even though tourists act like it's fucking fantastical when they come here .
Tourist 1: Hey ! Have you went to Hinton ? It's so nice there !
Tourist 2: Yeah it's so nice there !
Resident 1: . . Tourists . .
Hinton by Acequia November 10, 2012
shittest fuckin town everrrrrrrrr, youll get raped by swamp monsters
hinton - "i once went to hinton... i came back with a side of cow, a crv and the plague"
hinton by cop that slut October 14, 2008
Hinton by cOOLkIDrOB September 3, 2019

Hinton'ed 

To ask someone on a date only once they've known for complete certainty that the potential date will say, "Yes" despite the most obvious clues and signals.
Even when equipped with such knowledge, he or she will hesitate, relying on the potential date's best friend for advice and counselling.
Guy 1: I don't know if I should ask you on a date...like I'm 250% you like me but...stilll...I'm going to need some more reassurance...

Girl 1: Dude, I will say YES, pick you up from your house, take you out to dinner, pay for our meals, maybe get some M&Ms, drive you back to your house, and tuck you in for your 8 p.m bed time.

Guy 1: Yeah...but like...fine...will you go out with me?

Girl 1: YES FOR FUCK SAKE!

Random observer 1: THAT CHICK JUST GOT HINTON'ED!!