Mexican cock

A shot with vodka black berry brandy and monster energy and dawn Morrison watching

Let's take some shots of Mexican cock

by Dawn penis licker January 27, 2017

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Mexican Cock Fight

where two or more men participate in circle jerk race, the first man to cum, spraying his semen all over his opponents, wins

Did you hear about John winning that Mexican Cock Fight last night? It took ten minutes to clean it all up.

by John Hancokck October 26, 2013

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First, stretch a mans jag hole or end of the penis. Insert a funnel and pour a solution made of water, crushed red pepper flakes and cumin down a mans urethra. And swish for 2 to 5 minutes. Then proceed to ejaculate in any fashion you wish. When the man blows his load it is a mexican cock sneeze.

Can also be used as a derogatory term.

She gave me a mexican cock sneeze.
That guy is such a mexican cock sneeze.

by The Hot Sausage June 16, 2010

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mexican cocktail

to have anal sex using icy hot as lube

that girl cryed after a mexican cocktail

by cmja August 24, 2006

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Mexican Cocktail Sauce

The mixture residing in the anus of a Mexican male who recently had his anus ejaculated into, whilst carrying a scat baby that is ready for delivery, the other Mexican male then takes a straw and drinks the combination of both the twice digested scat baby and his own recently secreted (into his homosexual partner's anus) seminal fluids.

More recently Mexican Cocktail Sauce has been smeared in the form of swastikas (often mistaken for refried beans) on Arizona Government buildings.

Jose:
Ooooh Pedro make sure you save some of that Mexican Cocktail Sauce for our Tostadas. ARRIBA!

Pedro:
You know it pappy, I'll make sure I don't leave any by giving you some mean rim. ANDALE!

by blacklotusup May 12, 2010

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