meat curtians 

A term used for a well worn vagina, where the labia looks like thinly sliced roast beef, and or hangs a certian way one must "open" it to get to the inner sanctum of the vagina.

Look at the meat curtians on that one, yow...

That chick's all worn out, just look at those meat curtians.

meat curtians by Jools Mandelbrot April 1, 2004

meat curtians 

Pussy lips that look like steak-ums. But taste like tuna. May be pink (raw), or brown (cooked), based upon nationality.

Did you see the meat curtains on that cum dumpster-in a strong cross wind, she could get some serious uplift.

meat curtians by Ogar October 1, 2003

bedazzled meat curtains 

When a girl pierces and adorns has her labia minora with beautiful jewels and pearls. What Crystal Rose has.

When asked "do you have any other piercings?" I say "yes I have bedazzled meat curtains"!

bedazzled meat curtains by Crystal Rose March 12, 2010

Cheesy meat curtains 

When a female vagina lips or male uncircumsized penis skin is covered in smelly cheese(smegma) when one goes for days with out showering.

That bitch has some seriously cheesy meat curtains and it made my dick itch.

Cheesy meat curtains by Taco Gangsta October 27, 2010

meat curtains

The long, overly stretched out lips of a pussy, sometimes resembling philly cheese steak. Also known as: elephant ears, clappers, mud flaps, pounded cube steak, cube steak patties, dangly gizzard, and last (but not least), the giblet pouch.

Debbie's meat curtains are so long, she has a curtain rod in her shower to hang her flaps over so she can squeegie them down.

meat curtains by Snu November 7, 2003

meat curtins 

large vaginal lips that hang down like sliced roast beef

lori has a huge set of meat curtins

meat curtins by truefate May 20, 2004

dehydrated meat curtains 

The long overly stretched outter lips of a pussy like beef jerky or resembling a butcher shop some looks like chicken, some looks like pork... But that's definitely roast beef right there... Cured and dried...

Women that excessively go to the tanner have dehydrated meat curtains.

dehydrated meat curtains by W.A.T.III May 29, 2018