Top definition
Crazy hot girl. Beautiful, smart and funny; Lori posesses atributes absent in 99.9% of women. Truly a lucky find. Plus she rocks.
Yooooooooo Lori is so hot,... damn.
by ED February 16, 2005
Get the mug
Get a lori mug for your guy GΓΌnter.
2
The Most wonderful person in the World. Kind, Sweet, Loving, Caring, Gentle. Perfect in Every ways. The one you love for all your life.
You are my Lori, My Angel
by Guardian Almasy January 04, 2005
Get the mug
Get a Lori mug for your father-in-law Manafort.
3
Loyal, caring, creative. Always the best listener she will always give you sound advice, but has often been guilty of not taking her own good advice. Not quick to trust or open up to new people, but once she let's you into her heart, you will always have a place there provided you don't screw it up. Loves to laugh even though stress rules her life. She loves to love and be loved in return. She always tries to be nice, but you will find yourself out of her good graces if you just assume her name is spelled "Laurie" or some other variation.
Lori is nice until you piss her off.
by the tart January 13, 2012
Get the mug
Get a Lori mug for your bunkmate Helena.
4
loyal, honest, loving woman with a heart of gold. A very forgiving person. She will fool you though. She may seem like she is clueless, but she is on to everything therefore she is a very hard person to surprise. Loves humor and laughing.
Honest humor forgiving Lori}
by Bilotheman February 04, 2010
Get the mug
Get a Lori mug for your father Abdul.
5
Lori is a mouse, a mouse in a big brown house, she calls herself the hoe with the money blow. She was the mouse who smoked the cheese and light it out, Lori is a witch, a sneaky, little bitch. BUT FUCK THAT MOUSE CAUSE I'M AN ALBATROAZ.
(Verse 1)
Let me tell you all a story
About a mouse named Lori
Yeah, Lory was a mouse in a big brown house
She called herself the ho
With the money, money blow
But fuck that little mouse 'cause I'm an albatraoz

(Chorus)
I'm an albatraoz
I'm an albatraoz

Verse 2
Yeah, Lory said she was a mouse
Smoked the cheese and light it out
Moniley, money, money, ho
Katching, katching, katching, kablow
Lori was a witch
Yeah, a sneaky little bitch
So fuck that little mouse 'cause I'm an albatraoz, woo!
by that_witch_bitch December 23, 2018
Get the mug
Get a Lori mug for your mama Riley.
6
A wild-haired, smart, down to earth goofball. Loves Teh Kittehs.
Who couldn't use a Lori in her life to make her laugh and help her see sense?
by ohbutmeow February 03, 2010
Get the mug
Get a Lori mug for your cousin Callisto.
7
A Pretty young gal who doesn't realize what she is missing.Tends to flirt on every occasion
Lori is like a drug, can't live without her
by alec98787 November 10, 2008
Get the mug
Get a Lori mug for your bunkmate Manley.