Masturbator

im guessing about...maybe 98% of the world population? maybe just america...

by cherrypopscle007 August 15, 2003

Masturbator

1.) a person who practices masturbation on a regular basis.
2.) One who regularlly excites one's own or another's genital organs, usually to orgasm, by manual contact or means other than sexual intercourse.

Uncle Fucker, the masturbator from Decatur, masturbates every day when he sees Kelly Ripa on TV.

by Dr. Uncle Fucker Crapper John M.D. July 19, 2003

masturbator

The true spelling of one that masturbates.

It's not "masterbater" or "masturbater," it's masturbator. Try spellcheck, pinheads.

by Kevin February 27, 2005

Masturbator

Someone who is an excellent bait user when fishing. These people enjoy a simple life and usually do not like inappropriate online content.

Person1: Hey, did you see the latest video on Pornhub?
Person2: Eww, no way, I'm a masturbator
Person1: Oh, so do you like fishing?
Person2: nO, i'M a MaStUrBaToR tHaT dOeSn'T lIkE fIsHiNg. Yes I love fishing!
Person3: Hey guys, what's going on?
Person1: Shut the fuck up!
Person2: Yea, nobody likes you!

by Staac October 11, 2019

Masturbator

a master baiter on a fishing boat,

Jon has become a masturbator, he is no longer just the baiters aprentice

by c.w.b.b.w.c. May 10, 2006

Masturbator

masturbator is something you’d be called if your a pro master of baiting,

timmy : yo!!>> my mom called me a masturbator
mike hawk : cool my homie, now let’s go be pro masturbators and go bait people,

by hawksucker November 9, 2023

masturbator

a kid who likes to grab his cock while looking at pictures or pornos of women that he will obviously never come close to because he masturbate instead of getting a chick to do it for them.

Jimmy, the math geek, has never had a girlfriend. I hear he spends his lonely nights as a masturbator.

by OhmaGEEEEEITSCAMERON THE FEMALE PENCIL DESTROYER March 17, 2008