MAGA-net

a person deliberately blocking traffic (typically referred to as a dumbass) to protest any and everything Trump says or does, causing them to automatically become magnetic to vehicles trying to go about their day, without unsolicited delay

I was on my way to work when I was stopped by a group of MAGA-nets blocking the intersection. My car was automatically attracted to the MAGA-net, which promptly cleared my path as the bounced off my bumper and quarter panels like balls in a pinball machine.

by anonymous November 13, 2025

MAGA-net

a person deliberately blocking traffic (typically referred to as a dumbass) to protest any and everything Trump says or does, causing them to automatically become magnetic to vehicles trying to go about their day, without unsolicited delay

I was on my way to work when I was stopped by a group of MAGA-nets blocking the intersection. My car was automatically attracted to the MAGA-net, which promptly cleared my path as the bounced off my bumper and quarter panels like balls in a pinball machine.

by anonymous November 13, 2025

Booty Maganet

Me A Name I Call MySelf.
When Im balls deep in the game of pimpery.

When you ain't gotta do a damn thing The girl's just want to know yor name.
Or A female thats so fine all the fella's want to get a piece.

by Ray July 2, 2004

MAGAnettes

1. Delusional trump supporters that are so attached to Trump that they will still support him after he committed a federal offense.

2. Every person who raided Capitol Hill on Jan 6th

John: Omg those protests at the capital were crazy!!
Jane: Don't mind them they are just a bunch of MAGAnettes

by WEHATEFUCKINGNIGGERS January 20, 2021