M.U.F.A. 

Made Up Fact Alert

Tilda stop spreading that rumour, it’s definitely a M.U.F.A.

Just because Crispin told you so doesn’t mean it’s not a M.U.F.A.

85% of sloths die mistaking their arm as a tree branch is definitely not a M.U.F.A.

M.U.F.A. by crispout black May 2, 2022

c.c.c.m.u.a.f.f.f.m.u 

its lyrics from a song called cluster, by slipknot.

"cvt, cvt, cvt me up and f^ck, f^ck, f^ck me up"

people who say it have a kn^fe k^nk.

me: "c.c.c.m.u.a.f.f.f.m.u"

friend: "whats that mean?"
me: "k^nky sh^t bro.."

c.c.c.m.u.a.f.f.f.m.u by smdkylo June 21, 2022

F.A.M.U. 

fuck and make up

fucked and made up, etc.

I went over to my exs place and we F.A.M.U. (used in text)

F.A.M.U. by lyricrosewashere October 12, 2021

T.A.M.F.U.M.O.A.B.B.W.S. 

the proper way to pronounce this is TAM-FUMO-ABUH-S
this is worst insult you can do to a woman of above average weight. it stands for the absolute most fucking ugly mother of a blue back whale slut. this emphasis' the point of them being ugly, fat, slutty, and overall just undesirable...should only be used if a fat woman burns you and you have nothing else in mind to say.

Man: holy shit your fat i wouldnt touch you with a ten foot pole with a condom on the end!
Friend: oh snap!
Fat woman: that aint what you said last night.
Friend: omg nasty...
Man: ugh gross you are T.A.M.F.U.M.O.A.B.B.W.S.
Fat woman: *shock* *Silence* *cry*

T.A.M.F.U.M.O.A.B.B.W.S. by iseeuglypeople32 December 31, 2008

j.s.t.f.u.a.m.o.w.m. 

Just shut the fuck up and make out with me

“Can you j.s.t.f.u.a.m.o.w.m.”

j.s.t.f.u.a.m.o.w.m. by ☪️Purple star-ed mask☪️ September 3, 2023

R.O.F.L.S.H.T.E.T.I.G.U.I.F.D.A.T.H.M.H.O.A.T.A. M.M.H.T.T.M.T.T.H.A.B.I.L 

rolling on the floor laughing so hard that every time i got up i fell down again then hit my head on a table and my mom
had to take me to the hospital all because i laughed.

The other day I was R.O.F.L.S.H.T.E.T.I.G.U.I.F.D.A.T.H.M.H.O.A.T.A. M.M.H.T.T.M.T.T.H.A.B.I.L ... it was kind of embarrassing.

R.O.F.L.S.H.T.E.T.I.G.U.I.F.D.A.T.H.M.H.O.A.T.A. M.M.H.T.T.M.T.T.H.A.B.I.L by Omnibender February 22, 2011

j.s.t.f.u.a.e.m.o 

it means Just shut the fuck up and eat me out

im really about to tell me man to j.s.t.f.u.a.e.m.o

j.s.t.f.u.a.e.m.o by izzballzzz August 7, 2023