M.P.U

M.P.U. is an acronym for Mounted Practice Unit. This unit contains a dildo with a shoulder mount that surounds the head. The M.P.U. has a motor that moves the dildo back and forth. The point of this device is to practice oral sex with a guy.

I suck at giving head, I need to go home and practice with my M.P.U.

by A-ron123 October 31, 2006

e.m.p.u.i.c.i.y.m

Eat my pussy until I cum in your mouth

"Don't play. I wish you would eat my pussy until I cum in your mouth." E.M.P.U.I.C.I.Y.M

by Keisha214 September 29, 2017

B.M.P.U

Beat My Pussy Up

Girl:Oi B.M.P.U
Boy: say lessss

by Magthefag July 18, 2021

B.M.P.U

Beat My Pussy Up

Girl to boy: you gonna B.M.P.U tonight?

by Tumbleweed301 November 8, 2021

e.m.p.t.i.c.i.y.m.a.b.m.p.u.u.i.c.o.y.d.

Eat My Pussy Till I Cum In Your Mouth And Beat My Pussy Up Until I Cum On Your Dick

Her: daddy
Him: yes?
Her: E.M.P.T.I.C.I.Y.M.A.B.M.P.U.U.I.C.O.Y.D.
Him: bet, i’m on my way

by fucking 101 September 28, 2020

e.m.p.u.i.s

Eat my pussy until I scream

Guy: Talk dirty to me
Girl: Fuck daddy I want you to E.M.P.U.I.S

by Trippin420 December 5, 2017

P.U.M.P.

At Duke University, the *P*lace *U*nderneath the *M*arket*P*lace.

Roommate 1: Hey, did you buy some Arizona from the P.U.M.P. yesterday?
Roommate 2: Yeah, why?
Roommate 1: Because it's already gone...
Roommate 2: Damn it, well I guess it's your turn to go to the PUMP and get some!

by CameronCrazie September 11, 2012